Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
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musicalmaggs 0
damn, at least you got the girl.
heartbrakej 0
send him the sextape
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Comments (173)
none_for_me 5
Does suck for you!! You should be part of a union where you can really suck at your job and still get paid higher wages. ; )
none_for_me 5
Or, better yet get a government job. You would be set for life. I think screwing co workers there is a job requirement.
SLC_grumpypants 5
Ahhhhh yes......That wonderful union mentality.
amandamurray 2
every state is an at-will employment state
mancer 0
some states require explicit employment contracts.
XxAlex777xX 0
what a bitch
PeteElMalo 0
at will or not, you can sue for wrongful termination
rtellez06 0
it's also a sue at-will state
Tahsis 4
To the OP - Every state in the United States of America is an "at will" state so you saying that is repetitive and shows your ignorance. Learn the United States Labor Law then come back.
mancer 0
again, some states require explicit employment contracts.
CaptainDouche 0
That last part was beautiful. Sounded like poetry for assholes. Write a book, boners.
Tahsis 4
Also to the retards who think the OP should sue - If a corporation does not filed taxes as an Equal Opportunity Employer or public claim to be one, they may fire for whatever reason they want under the 1st Amendment and and US Trade Law... so no the OP can''t sue and telling them to just shows your ignorance.
scottishandrew1 0
bananas in pajamas are coming down the stair
mancer 0
even in an at will employment state you can sue for wrongful termination. When he told you why he was terminating you he gave you all the ammo you need. The best thing you can do as the employer in this situation is tell them "pack your things, we don't need you anymore."
alex6946 10
jerk