Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
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musicalmaggs 0
damn, at least you got the girl.
heartbrakej 0
send him the sextape
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Comments (173)
pip74205 9
Even an an At-Will state, your employer still needs a legitimate reason to fire you. Go to a lawyer and sue for wrongful termination. You have an easy to win case. The question will be how do you wish to settle? And requiring your job back with back pay and all lost benefits is an option.
IndigoPisces 0
happened to me too so I know how you feel. I also live in an at-will state.
jadeshelby01 0
yeah at least u got to keep your woman.
Munchkin13 6
what is 'at-will employment'?
MuchDance90s 0
bananas in pajamas are coming down in pairs
thisisnotchris 0
the bosses i hear on this are meanies
sk8erd 15
so thinkin that firing you would get him laid? wow your boss is a loser at life
Malinkrot 3
in New Hampshire, hot women are very rare. usually you have to make a choice between fat nasty women and slutty highschoolers who screw older men because they want attention. so the OP is truly a hero, any man in New hampshire would agree.
mbrooks5110 0
Maybe you should consider just being professional and not dating at work.
some_girl9 8
#142 - The OP should consider being professional? Dude, how about the ******* BOSS try acting professional! Sorry to hear about that, OP. Date whoever you want, and hopefully you'll find a job where the boss is less of a prick.
deven329 1
lawsuit time....