Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
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musicalmaggs 0
damn, at least you got the girl.
heartbrakej 0
send him the sextape
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Busty_fml 0
Never should date anyone you work with, ultimately it has consequences.
organicmtdew 0
you also shouldn't drive. there are consequences there, too. some are positive (getting where you are going), and usually out weigh the bad (accidents and speeding tickets), but there are consequences, so you should avoid it.
CaptainDouche 0
"Consequences will never be the same!!!" One of my favorite quotes ever.
mahomie97 7
no shit Sherlock(;
baby4mommy 27
First: I would say to him that the reason he "couldn't get the hot girl" is because he's the kind of asswipe who would fire a guy like you just because you're dating the woman who told him no. Secondly, while you can't sue your girlfriend probably can. Hitting on an employee could definitely be considered sexual harassment. His firing of you could be considered retaliation against her for refusing him. finally despite "at will" employment I think you could still sue him successfully with the right lawyer. A good lawyer could argue that your old boss created a sexually hostile work environment.
blondie1208 17
he's jealous :)
wdunh69733 24
All you have to prove is that you lost your job and it wasn't your fault. If this is all that truly happened, you will win unemployment.
ZE287 0
he probably am file for unemployment benefits not get his job back
organicmtdew 0
you are a smart lawyer, I am sure, but I'm gonna throw this out anyways: an At-Will employment termination is how one GETS unemployment insurance compensation; if it is filed as an At-Will Termination, without reasonable cause, you get it; if you quit, you won't; if you are FIRED (a firing being LOOSELY defined as TERMINATED *WITH CAUSE*), you don't get it. that's Cali, anyways. the appeal process is pretty detailed, and the judges (who do interviews over 3-way phone calls) tend to sympathize with the unemloyrd, rather than the employer.
SpankyMcThrust 6
Here in MN they sympathize with the employer. That ******* judge didn't seem to hear a word I said...
sockmunky 3
i agree with what a few people said here, have sex with her in front of him. or send him a pic of you both having sex & you sticking up your middle finger.
CaptainDouche 0
Maybe something a little more mature. For instance: tell him that your mom says you can't hang out anymore cause he's allowed to watch PG-13 movies. For added emphasis, you could also call him a "doodoo head"
TheNewGuy03 29
captaindouche is on a roll today, huh? :o |the kid|
sockmunky 3
wanna suck a dick?
CaptainDouche 0
You think you can talk to him that way just cause he's the new guy? shape up or your ass will be walking the plank.
sockmunky 3
i was talkin to you sweetie =)
CaptainDouche 0
Your ass will still walk the plank all the same.
sockmunky 3
i don't mind
CaptainDouche 0
I always knew you wanted to walk my plank. It's not much as far as size, but I know how to use it.
sockmunky 3
lmao goodnight
HIwaiian 1
put sugar in his gas tank
jamila123 5
Haha!! 50= Winning!!
chocolatechocha 8
haters gon' hate
latinjukes 2
Stay in school!
jobsman99 0
no one said life was fair. at least you can keep bangin her.