Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a huge amount of work to get through. Two colleagues offered to help, because one had nothing else to do, and the other couldn't work until I was done. My boss got really pissed at me for "making" them do my job and wasting their time. FML
Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML
Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML
Today, at my new job, a coworker offered to help me mop the floors since she wasn't busy. I ended up getting written up by my boss for supposedly being too lazy and making other people finish my work. FML
Today, at work, I'm supervising one person. Recently there's been tension between her and a couple of other coworkers, one of which was her friend. I spent the day running around and trying to smooth things over, just to find out what started this was her walking in on her former friend talking about her behind her back. FML
Today, after weeks of my girlfriend complaining that I don't help with the chores, I secretly took a day off work to deal with some that were piling up. When she got home, all she could do was complain about how I hadn't done more. FML
Today, I was awkwardly taking a dump at work, when a coworker in another stall started talking shit to me about our boss. I grunted and agreed, hoping he'd shut up and leave me alone. That's when a third guy sarcastically chimed in with insults from a third stall. It was our boss. FML
Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML
Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
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lexiieeex3 32
God forbid you try to help a coworker without it being mistaken for a sexual advance. Because that would be too crazy, right?
Tripartita 45
In fairness, OP, helping a coworker out is how one makes sexual advances on the bizarre as **** planet she comes from.
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Comments (28)
manofmerr 27
Assuming "workload" isnt strange sexual inuendo, i see nothing here that deserves the angry mutterings of a she ape. And if its such a big deal, why wasn't she helping him in the first place?
allykaymorris 24
Well you were obviously going after her man.
awildwhisper 30
I always try to lure men in with my sexy paper filing skills.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Now for the important question, do your filing skills work?
Szaszaspasz 26
I had men buy me drinks because of my computer skills. When I would type up reports and other stuff for them, they were very grateful.
lexiieeex3 32
God forbid you try to help a coworker without it being mistaken for a sexual advance. Because that would be too crazy, right?
mezochan 29
If she wanted to help then she should have just done it instead of being crazy.
Lalala579121 28
Obviously helping a guy with his work means you're coming on to him. Come on, OP. This is basic knowledge.
Tripartita 45
In fairness, OP, helping a coworker out is how one makes sexual advances on the bizarre as **** planet she comes from.
manofmerr 27
Im thinking she's a she ape, so she clearly comes from planet of the apes.
species4872 20
Sounds like the start to a Marx Bros movie.
yakkady 8
Stop lying to yourself and admit it! you're trying to steal him away
spirithound 13
Yeah, and showing off by finishing her own work early too!
Soverain 15
If she really wanted to help then she shouldn't be slamming shit around and having a childish meltdown. Why can't anyone do anything decent anymore without having it become misconstrued as some ulterior motive?
nykkilynn16 7
Because sadly, many times there are ulterior motives. It's hard to know when it's the former.
kitsuneluvuh 12
I'm intrigued by your name, OP. Does your name mean that you make pastries, or that you love to eat them?
lurker_no_more 13
at least someone is asking the important questions here, we need an answer! ^^