Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
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musicalmaggs 0
damn, at least you got the girl.
heartbrakej 0
send him the sextape
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GuidoCheese 0
I thumbed "You totally deserve it" because you totally deserve getting with the hottest chick in the office. Don't screw your boss; Screw your hot chick.
pan1cked 0
LOL EPIC WIN
IronMaiden45 0
lmao this made my day :D
jayAZ 3
been there...got fired for it too! married her, had kids, divorced her. however got my karmic return when he came to another company I was working for, while still married. It was righteous! in due time, in due time.
neveragain234 1
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cool story bro, tell it again...
CryMoreFMLs 15
Go away. Just go away. Nobody wants you nor your ugly sarcasm.
DmF288 14
Even though it's an "at-will employment" state, I would consider consulting with a lawyer anyway. Despite the "at-will" part, you can probably still get something out of it.
crowbar_2010 2
at-will doesn't justify going against equal opportunity employment.
goshpeople 4
Dating someone doesn't mean they're in a serious relationship. I'd definitely rather keep the job than get with a hot girl, especially with the way the economy's going. Then again, I'm not interested in girls.
CaptainDouche 0
What are you interested in?
goshpeople 4
Old recordings of classical music.
Person1233 13
Trees.. duh.
CaptainDouche 0
Sexually? I guess Mozart is one sexy bitch
mduffy08 8
Looks like we got "a gay"...
TheNewGuy03 29
what he's saying is that he's asexual, and his nether region is an amorphous blob of unspeakable terror. |the kid|
CaptainDouche 0
109- you have 6 x's in your name. not 3, not 4. ******* 6. Either you're a young girl, in which case your comments shall be overlooked from here on out, or you're not a young girl and knew better but still put 6 x's in your name because it's "hardcore" and the same consequences will be rendered.
CaptainDouche 0
You should try hooking up with his mom and get him kicked out of his family for retribution from him getting you fired from the company. Tell her he hires prostitutes and traffics adolescent boys to his Priest friends.
damatix 3
did u atleast bang the girl
almira_fml 5
I had a co-worker who was fired due to the same reason...but supervisors gave bunch of other reasons on her termination letter...sorry for u....
Anon17564 3
This is just another example of how neoliberalism and the crushing of the labour movement has created the conditions for abject humiliation and exploitation of workers. It's stories like this which drove me to join a revolutionary socialist party. We can break this grip.
trumpetGIRL12345 0
that's why it's called an at-will state, so you're boss can "fire" at will get it fire at will
stepherly 5
Throw a lawsuit :D
ryanst 7
Throwing a nice suit used by lawyers won't accomplish anything. Some people are just so dumb these days..
CaptainDouche 0
You are truly reaching, my friend. Nice effort though.