Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
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musicalmaggs 0
damn, at least you got the girl.
heartbrakej 0
send him the sextape
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Comments (173)
taryn0108 0
is his name dick?
killab420 0
WTF? they're ALL 'at will' employment states. I think what you meant to say was a 'right to work' state.
pr1mo 0
he screwed u cuz u screwed her lol
sonofkarma 5
At least you're the one still dating the hot girl
iWantSprite 12
I don't see how him getting the girl is going to pay the bills.
Chrispayne 4
Before you go pay up the money for a lawyer check out company policy. Contact HR asking for a copy of the policy. Most companies do have policy's against this when,one supervises the other. Have u checked for a policy or just saying this?
heyred 11
As an employer it is still extremely difficult to successfully defend an at-will claim. Consult an employment attorney.
EZ2XLR8 7
Most business' have a policy. I'm pretty sure there is a policy forbidding it at your work. There has been bad instances of co-workers dating, it can be unprofessional, you're there to work, not date. Sure, some co-workers have gotten married, but it's never a good idea. I once dated a co-worker and he ended up getting fired for it, and I got demoted, I had to regain trust and work harder to get promoted again. Your boss just did you a major favour.
DelilahLoyla 1
doesn't matter if it's an at will state, you can still 1. draw unemployment 2. sue for wrongful termination.
hieroglyph83 0
that isn't a legit reason to fire, get unemployment
deanodev 0
haha! you're boss must be the biggest loser!