Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss fired me because his girlfriend wanted the job I had. She has no experience whatsoever in my line of work, it was just his "anniversary present" for her. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my boss decided our 4 year relationship was unethical, so she broke up with me, then terminated my employment. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? My boss didn't like that my manager and I are friends outside of work, and he thinks we are sleeping together. She's gay and I live with my boyfriend of five years. He blamed it on me wearing the wrong shoes three weeks ago. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he found out I'm dating his daughter. Now I'm concerned what he might do if he finds out she's pregnant with my child. FML
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musicalmaggs 0
damn, at least you got the girl.
heartbrakej 0
send him the sextape
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Comments (173)
some_girl9 8
Why do so many people not understand what "at-will employment" means.....Jesus Christ....
coolcatgarcia 0
What an insecure prick!!! You'll bounce back, try to sue that no game having chump.
Postman25 1
HOLY SHIT THE SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME WHEN I WAS 19!!! DAMN MAN CRAZY SHIT!
ZzkekekezZ 0
sue that asshole for discrimination, I think you have enough merit to do so.
capothegee 0
yeah ya boss was being A Hater that's all.
HeroOfTime13 0
wow your boss is a jerk. well now get a better job to support that girl you got :)
Jasonf6 0
Ummm, wrongful termination lawsuit. please tell us you sued him.
psycho456 0
a what?
smarter_than_you 0
at will doesnt mean he can do what he wants. sue!
hzlzkgzkgzchxuxh 3
he is by law not aloud to do that. you should get a lawyer and take everything from him.