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your girlfreind just owned your ass. I like her, you make a dumb comment and she got you. sucks to be you aha. and it doesn't kill acne so stop rubbing it on your face OP. however it does help whiten teeth.. for those of you who care

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you got owned. and it doesn't help with acne but it does help whiten teeth and loosen plaque. my dentist told me this. he applies some to my teeth after every check up and he says once daily will make your teeth super white :)

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ya my orthodontist once gave me sperm flavored rubber bands. it made all my food a little saltier.

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why would I sue my dentist for whitening my teeth for free? it's a valid method. and hey, if you can't find any you could always use your own!

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You all do realize someone has read all of this and did not get the joke... what this means is thy someone is now rubbing their own sperm on both their face and teeth... -_- Excellent... :D

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220- well the way she says it makes me believe it -.- and u never know might be some fucked up dentist out there

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it's ok guys I didn't think of that ever I still do the same thing. it does help really well with oily skin it clears them zits right up. it also has those scrubin beads that get into the pores for blackheads it does wonders ooooo

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Flockz, I'm Jesus. I found a way to keep my beard from getting sticky. I turn the jizz that touches my beard into shampoo.

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pinkeye is from getting bacteria from the anus in your eye, most commonly from someone sitting or farting on a pillow. also, last time I checked beards don't have eyes :/ maybe jesus' does tho

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um heyy 67 why does y'all have a picture of me as your picture and I'm sorry y'all I got off subject anyways this fml is just nasty!

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hey 216 why don't you come up with someone not in use I've had him for a while so your out of luck

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well 230 I have been on this site for a long time but I just finally verified this account and you please don't start anything cause I don't like to fight well I'm going to go cause jeffrey just got here

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ok 243 we already have the family guys personnel taken care of I'm on the thing where mr Herbert announced the official guys so have a nice day and please pick a new guy

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I'm not going to fight with you I don't like to fight with y'all I've been here for a long long time and I'm more official than you I'm sorry you can pick a new account I'm sorry for the inconvenience thank you goodbye.

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that wasn't funny at all. that was more of an insult towards the person dating her aswell then

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Can I be your first customer? Or I can work for the company and help make it. I'll enjoy making it more than buying it. 8)

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Are you sure you want to work for that company? It sounds like hard work! *** I see you fixed your name.(:

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Our motto is "a little bit of excitement in every bottle". We are hiring now at 1-800-DirectSperm. The product is actually endorsed by Justin Bieber if you can believe it!

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I thought balls needed to drop in order to product sperm. Dammit! Now, I understand why my bottle only had peach fuzz ball sweat!

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... Sometimes, only my picture can explain hiw I feel. Other times, it's the exact opposite. This is one of those times.

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not that bieber helps produce it but loves working it into his skin! and hands.. and well you get the picture.

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Sassy, how'd you change your name man? I'd like to know if it didn't involve making a new profile.

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Sure and if you need help with drinking the vodka we would drink together! I promise if I get a little tipsy I will not under any circumstance take advantage of myself. Oh how I love lying. They say my pants will catch on fire but my pants are to sassy. 8)

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why not? he was just kidding around. I've had a boy friend try to convince me swallowing is healthy for your skin it keeps wrinkles away.

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My impression was that he told her that in an effort to persuade her to let him (how to put this delicately...) finish on her face. "Hey, there are proven scientific benefits! It'll help with your acne problem!"

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you probably don't have a boyfriend can't take a joke like that. guys joke like that all the time. lighten up a little will ya?

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Well I'm 14 and #12 is mindless to me :P I don't even think they read the FML correctly or something..

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