Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss told me I was fired 3 weeks ago because there's no money to pay me, meaning that I worked the last three weeks for free. FML
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Top comments
ELoni_fml 25
So you should probably go to work tomorrow or you'll get fired a third time next week!
deathrise007 22
Your boss is dumb. Don't take the second time getting fired as an offense. FYL and go into work and get fired a third time :P
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Comments (47)
TeenieRee_2032 27
You should go in the next day. They say the third time is the charm.
Poundit 17
Lol he obviously won't remember firing you if you show up to work tomorrow morning I'm sure
Hildy93 21
2 times getting fired cancels each other out its ok
lilithfury 23
Did you copy this from another persons fml? Cuz I just read the sane story from three years ago.
brenton490 19
So he fired your firing that's good right?
faeliality 20
Hey guys, OP here. Thanks to all of you who left funny comments, at least I got a good laugh out of the situation. Today I called my boss back and attempted to explain that I couldn't have shown up to work had I thought I was fired, but he brushed it off as "my mistake for not correcting him at the time." Now I'm out of a job and my idiot boss thinks that this is a good enough cause for my termination. Lawsuit, anyone? :D
bad_boyfriend 10
He is going to try to screw you out of your unemployment. Get a lawyer.
Namenlos_fml 20
What 34 said is exactly what I thought when I read this post. Job abandonment is considered quitting, which doesn't qualify you for unemployment benefits. It wouldn't be out of the question for a company to pull something like this to try to weasel their way out of their obligations. I hope it doesn't come to needing a lawyer, but if you need those benefits, don't let the company get away with it. Either way, hope you find new employment soon
JimminyCrib 7
This seems as legit as a $9 bill.
831curmudgeon 7
You have to expect that kind of thing when you work at an alzheimer's center! (OK, I'm going to hell for that one)
faeliality 20
Hahahhaha oh god xD see you there
imbedderdenu 23
I'm sorry that's crappy. But it made me LOL...Sorry about your luck OP...
Big_D_Real 12
That was your chance to tell him how you really feel.