Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
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Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss told me I was fired 3 weeks ago because there's no money to pay me, meaning that I worked the last three weeks for free. FML
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ELoni_fml 25
So you should probably go to work tomorrow or you'll get fired a third time next week!
deathrise007 22
Your boss is dumb. Don't take the second time getting fired as an offense. FYL and go into work and get fired a third time :P
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Comments (47)
GokuSS400 18
Wait…so if he thinks you weren't fired already…then you get an extra paycheck!!!!
MadJessTic 29
See if you can't just start going in again... Maybe one cancels out the other!
laden_swallow09 35
"So, you're a ******* moron who can't even keep his stories straight. I quit a month before you even fired me, so thanks for the extra dough, ya nimrod! I don't work for you anymore, so I can say whatever I want!"
BananaLand 4
Dude what if it wasn't your boss firing you and it was someone else messing with you?
jvanevery 19
show up for work and tell everybody what happened you'll probably get a bunch of people saying oh yeah that's him