By RestlessDiesel - 18/04/2016 14:40 - United States - Hudson

Today, I pulled off the road to help a turtle cross it. Before I could get out of my car a dump truck ran over the turtle, splattering my car with turtle guts and bits of shell. FML
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chitochito 17

Looks like he'll burn in shell.

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CryingPotato 7

Looks like you were too slow heheh... I'll leave now

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xlasxtchanxce13 22

Could've been a red she'll though

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Seabass_Chan 33

Oh please. Everybody knows the blue shell is the one to be feared.

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sempisaviour 17

So the turtle's a communist?

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laden_swallow09 34

Hell, Super Mario is a communist! Y'know, since we're talking about Mario Kart and all, 84. No, seriously, Game Theory did a piece on it.

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CryingPotato 7

Looks like you were too slow heheh... I'll leave now

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Delta_0DST 12

The door is right over there

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chitochito 17

Looks like he'll burn in shell.

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fmlfreek101 15

Please get out.

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IcedSapphire 27

No, please stay in. Keep the puns rolling.

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BillysBurgers 5

Unless he has a 1-Up.

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SymbioticCarnage 6

This is kinda funny??.

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JaffaMC 13

That truck driver has been playing a bit too much Mario Kart

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BanjoCheeseGuy 26

He must be really bad at mario kart, i mean, who runs into the turtles, that slows you down!

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Firetruck69 16

Don't you hate when that happens?

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deathrise007 22

That stinks. Hopefully you can wash the car. FYL

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UserError94 18

That's the sad part. No matter how hard we hope, washing that car is impossibru

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TacoMan32 21

I don't think the dirty car is the "FML" part of this

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hfslkp47012759 28

I'm gonna cry in 3...2...1.... ;-;

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modenegg 5

Fuck that turtles life and yours since you need to get a car wash now

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PotatoesAndCake 26

That turtle doesn't have a life, no more

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modenegg 5

True

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Feklfekl2222 32

The author never explicitly says it's dead... Zombie Turtle!

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ccameron12 21

Awww that poor turtle. Good for you for trying to help it though.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

Can we address the fact that it's a tortoise, and that the two are entirely different?

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Frillwee95 12

Coulda been a turtle. Thay can crawl out of water ya know....maybe there was a pond on the other side?

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Sansational_ 18

That would be a terrapin. Turtles live in the sea. Okay, I'm done now :D

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