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Bad sherpa

By Sorry grandpa (he's okay) - 05/12/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was at my aunt's house with family, my grandpa needed to use the bathroom, so I guided him to it. There's a short staircase leading to it, and to my horror, he tumbled down it. I forgot he's going blind due to glaucoma and therefore couldn't see the steps. FML

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Thursday 5 December 2024 23:13

Grandpa is made of stern stuff.

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Thursday 5 December 2024 23:13

Grandpa is made of stern stuff.

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