Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
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Bebbo_fml
| 21
I would have told them how unprofessional they are for not knowing that I had been fired already
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ragzy
| 7
Why is anyone saying "sue"? She was sacked and some moron of a manager failed to realise they sent a letter. Sue for what? being sacked twice? Is that a legal issue in your universe? A definite FML moment but not a lawsuit pending you fucking morons.
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CoteDePablo
| 0
Wtf?
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victoriaa52
| 2
Ahhh, sucks to be you.
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SirObvious
| 1
Yeah...were going to have to let you gooo...
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Keyman1212
| 14
Yeah, but we'll keep your resume.... 'on file' in case we have an opening. *Condescending HR Manager*
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Duoceros
| 22
You're lucky OP, only a matter of time before that ship sank.
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alexsam_fml
| 10
am I the only one who feels the letter was fake :(
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bluebell707
| 13
Dang luck is not in your side today
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clumsychik
| 1
This is probably the same person who corrected their bosses grammar.
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EvilPotato
| 14
*on*, I don't like to correct grammar, but I'm picturing something really weird from that sentence.
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iFizzgig
| 11
Like a patch of four leaf clovers sprouting from their abdomen?
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bamagrl410
| 31
15 I was thinking something similar, but I literally busted out laughing when I read your comment because it caused me to picture it.
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sakura_girl
| 14
Bad times! But I've got to say, your postal service seems much more efficient than mine.
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Bebbo_fml
| 21
I would have told them how unprofessional they are for not knowing that I had been fired already
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
They were just making sure OP got the memo. Some people get fired and go back to work the next day anyway.
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Daralea
| 21
I just seems OP got fired FOR not showing up to work after she got fired.
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upyourzlolz
| 11
And for not redialing, you will receive an email for being fired from being fired.
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senseisuncommon
| 7
hopefully they fired the wrong person the 1st time, so ask them about it. if not, prank calling is always fun.
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zanguard
| 0
Sounds like a really elaborate plot to find a reason to fire you.
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PinkFun1969
| 9
So what does your pic say? what does it mean?? How did u get it to jump? ;-)
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plasticspoon
| 0
Your pic is awesome
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plasticspoon
| 0
Your pic is awesome
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Jasonf6
| 0
Lawsuit
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NoLongerExists
| 11
OH YEAH LETS FUCKING SUE
You sneeze? Sue.
Use "Your" instead of "You're"? Sue.
Your dog's crap smells like shit? Sue.
Sometimes I wonder if people know how time-consuming and stressful it can be. And I'm not even talking about money. Sometimes it's not worth it, even if you have a case.
You sneeze? Sue.
Use "Your" instead of "You're"? Sue.
Your dog's crap smells like shit? Sue.
Sometimes I wonder if people know how time-consuming and stressful it can be. And I'm not even talking about money. Sometimes it's not worth it, even if you have a case.
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NoLongerExists
| 11
I swear I'm not PMSing, I swear! lol
I know I sound a bit (lot) bitchy :/
I know I sound a bit (lot) bitchy :/
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fmlcurtain
| 4
Try to just keep on working there. Maybe nobody notices..^^
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fmlrightnowww
| 11
They might not notice to pay you either