Today, I found out my brother and his girlfriend stole my wedding ring, my checkbook and my disabled son's iPad to fuel their drug habit. I'm $600 overdrawn and have no food. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, my 19-year-old brother broke into my dorm and robbed me. When I tried to file a report, my brother went to my parents and told them that he took it because I owed him money on a bet. Guess who lost $92.50. FML
Today, I found out my junkie brother broke into my home, and stole mine AND my children's belongings whilst we were on holiday. I rang my mother to vent, only for her to blatantly defend him and insist I got it wrong. We caught him on camera, and now I'm being scolded for even thinking he would do such a thing. FML
Today, not only did my deadbeat brother mooch off me for six months, wreck my car, and screw my wife, he just successfully sued me for the medical bills he incurred when I caught them and beat him within an inch of his life. Twelve fucking grand in debt. I should have just stabbed him. FML
Today, after my aunt died and left me everything, I found my heroin addict brother searching my house, demanding his share of the money. He thought I had it in cash, so I called the cops. Now our mom is mad at me because a good brother would have given him something. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my 24-year-old, unemployed brother stole all of my food money and went out with his friends. His punishment from our parents? He has to pay me back when he gets a job. My stomach has to wait. FML
Today, the drummer from my band stole the $200 deposit for our rental practice space and used it for a trip down to Maryland with his girlfriend. A few hours ago, my brother and I found him passed out in his cousin's house, very hungover. His first words to us were, "Can I borrow 20 bucks?" FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
123Puppy 33
I would call the cops on them. That’s not ok for them to steal from you like that. That’s not what real family does!
Nisha Rahman 3
Cut them out. You have your son to think about.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (11)
Nisha Rahman 3
Cut them out. You have your son to think about.
123Puppy 33
I would call the cops on them. That’s not ok for them to steal from you like that. That’s not what real family does!
juggalo2 22
You can't change what's been done, but protecting them from the consequences of their actions doesn't help anyone.
Chazzster 32
Press charges. You must protect your son and yourself.
Yummi_913 18
You seriously need to get the police involved and QUIT GIVING ADDICTS ACCESS TO YOUR HOME WHERE YOUR CHILD LIVES! No child belongs in an environment like that. If you're stuck living with them because of your financial situation, it might be worth checking out the local mother and child shelters because even that is a better environment than being around addicts who have lost themselves so much that they'd steal from a struggling mom and disabled kid.
Regis Bent 12
Call the cops and call the bank; it will take some time but if you can prove your card was stolen you can get your money back, and they do deserve to be arrested.
Reggie89 2
press charges on them and get your money back from the bank if they cashed the checks and didn't sign it they'll give you back your money
Jonkbaby 23
I'm very sorry OP, sending hugs to you
mas12806 24
Who voted ydi??
DanielleinDC 34
Call the police to press charges, and call the bank to have a freeze put on your account.