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  BellaBelle_fml  |  23

I saw this while moderating FMLs, it originally said that OP was sleeping on a bench. I'm curious as to how the man stepped in his balls while OP was laying on the bench?

  Kefka91  |  15

47- Actually, the first sentence is a dangling modifier so it does read as his balls were the ones napping. It would be grammatically correct if he had said something like, "Today, while I was taking a nap in the park,..."
Learn you some grammar!

  nalia18  |  8

Hes only been dead for two....
Op havent you ever thought maybe the jackets the reason his foot touched your testicles because he was blinded by the 80's?

By  flying13  |  6

There was no problem with him seeing you...he just saw a bright orange sign that said "step on balls here" pointing straight at your family jewels. Sounds like he deserved a swift kick in the balls as payback. ;)

  bizarre_ftw  |  21

Well you shouldn't be an idiot and instead see that op probably didn't Want to have to sleep in a park but instead had No Other Option!! Honestly learn to read between the lines!! (either that or he's a biker that decided to randomly stop and sleep :/ )

  Daralea  |  21

I agree seeb! Balls allow all of mankind to thrive. They're always in the background, rarely in the spotlight; working constantly day and night only to have their hard work die on sheets of kleenex in the trash. Trampled on, bounced around in inadequate garments, balls are the unsung heroes of procreation. Let not their struggles go unnoticed and let us celebrate Balls today as I claim the first ever International Ball Violence Awareness Day!