By dak-rod423 - 15/10/2011 04:33 - United States

Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML
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Mr_Alarm 12

Why were your balls taking a nap in the park?

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Im2Handsom 1

Lucky that woke you up, instead of a man throwing you in his van.

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perdix 29

Maybe you were also wearing really effective camouflage pants and the ball-stepper was merely trying to avoid stepping on the orange-jacketed double amputee laying in his way. For testicular safety, you should have also worn a flashing jockstrap.

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1_2_Woot_Woot 0

My balls hurt now D;

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onorexveritas 23

maybe he was color blind

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zaguar 0

He could be color blind! But definitely sux!

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SwtCherryPie 26

Im curious as to why you were sleeping in the park in the first place. Are you homeless or just too lazy to walk the rest of the way home to sleep?

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bms1996 12

ew...who wears neon colored jackets these days?especially guys..that's like really 80's..

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ElmoStoleMyLook 1

U can take a nap in the park? O.o and If u can... Why in the floor? -_-

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dr_horrible_ 10

Why is everyone asking why he napped in a park? A lot of people do that.

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theghost1309 11

Thank you finally somebody with brains lol.

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KaitHud 0

Yeah, homeless people. I nap at my house... In my bed or on my couch....

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ricinator 11

it's not why he was napping in the park as much as how his balls were stepped on.

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