Miscellaneous: Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the...

By dak-rod423 - 15/10/2011 04:33 - United States

Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML

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By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML

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By Lizofsmeg - 26/10/2009 16:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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By Bigfoot - 02/09/2017 01:30

Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML

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By wtf - 17/12/2012 19:38 - United States

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

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By DarkDolly - 04/02/2012 16:39 - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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Mr_Alarm 12

Saturday 15 October 2011 12:17

Why were your balls taking a nap in the park?

Im2Handsom 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 12:20

Lucky that woke you up, instead of a man throwing you in his van.

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hateevryone 14

Saturday 15 October 2011 16:38

You should have took a nap at home.

TheSmoothDude 10

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:02

Maybe he stepped on your balls because of the neon orange jacket...

The_Troller 14

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:04

Maybe OP fell asleep while planking

Danielique 15

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:08

YDI for wearing a neon orange jacket.

SilverBelle13 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:24

I feel sorry for you and all, but I have to ask why you were sleeping in a park?

Darklord53 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:25

He stepped on your balls because you're a douche that wears outdated clothing, not because he couldn't see you

Remzy27 0

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:29

Maybe he is color blind

modernbenoni 8

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:14

You are an idiot, you clearly don't understand how that works at all.

Poetaster 10

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:42

Personally, I never sleep face-up, spread eagle at The Helen Keller Park.

IchigoKoneko 6

Saturday 15 October 2011 17:52

Well you shouldn't go to sleep in a public park were douchebags can step on you :L

Jewdazking23 5

Saturday 15 October 2011 18:23

That was uncalled for but wat do u expect when u rock out with ur **** out. enough said

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