Miscellaneous: Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the...

By dak-rod423 - 15/10/2011 04:33 - United States

Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML

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By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML

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Nature finds a way

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I decided to take a nap in the park. I found a nice shady spot and closed my eyes. When I woke up, I realized I had fallen asleep on an ant hill. My entire body was riddled with ants. FML

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By Lizofsmeg - 26/10/2009 16:24 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking in the park when I was hit on the shin by a red ball. I was confused, until it was followed by an enormous German Shepherd dog going at top speed. FML

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You deserved it 2 651

By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2011 07:56 - United States

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

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You deserved it 4 262

By Bigfoot - 02/09/2017 01:30

Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML

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By wtf - 17/12/2012 19:38 - United States

Today, I was hit in the head by a golf ball. I wasn't near a golf course, and nobody was anywhere in sight. I'm still trying to figure out what happened. FML

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By DarkDolly - 04/02/2012 16:39 - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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You deserved it 32 824

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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Mr_Alarm 12

Saturday 15 October 2011 12:17

Why were your balls taking a nap in the park?

Im2Handsom 1

Saturday 15 October 2011 12:20

Lucky that woke you up, instead of a man throwing you in his van.

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worksux200 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 1:20

I didn't know homeless people had cell phones and could send FML's

smashgrab 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 23:32

Why the hell were you taking a nap in the park? YDI

katwalker 2

Wednesday 19 October 2011 0:31

How'd your balls get stepped on? I could see them stepping on a limb, but your balls?

Kiirst_mt1994 26

Wednesday 19 October 2011 1:40

you were lying in the park, asleep, in a orange neon jacket... O_o

budd28 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:16

lol he wanted to step on u

budd28 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 4:16

lol he wanted to step on u

suchameanguy88 0

Friday 21 October 2011 3:42

That jacket might be why you got your balls smashed.

technochik3 12

Friday 21 October 2011 7:33

Hey, he could have been color blind.

Xmarshall16X 5

Wednesday 26 October 2011 1:00

This FML is what's wrong with Naruto.

Jonesie88 3

Wednesday 16 November 2011 12:23

Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. Gay. GAY.

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Today, after finally moving into a better neighborhood, my family and I were greeted by the elderly couple who live window to window to us. How? By hearing them have sex loudly and then praying for forgiveness even louder. Welcome to the neighborhood! FML

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Today, I got my yearbook. My sister and I are identical twins, and we realized only my sister had a picture in it. When we asked the head of yearbook, they said they thought it was the same girl trying to get two pictures, so they put in the prettier one. FML

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Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML

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Today, at my annual checkup, the doc looks down at my foot and says, "Oh, you have an extra toenail. Six, huh?" Then sort of scraping at the side of my foot below the pinky toe, he pulls off a long piece of dead, dried skin and says, "Oh." FML

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Today, I had a meeting at work. My boss was going around saying that she tries to give time off to the other managers so they can spend time with their family and significant others. She looked at me and said she doesn't for me because I have no one special to spend time with. FML

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Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level. He told me that he couldn't have sex with me because of his religious beliefs. I would've been fine with this if it weren't for the fact that I know he and his family are all atheists. FML

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Today, I am violently allergic to my boyfriend's new hand cream. I know this because after last night's quickie on the sofa, I now have a rash all over my skin and weeping sores inside my vagina and around my bum hole. FML

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Today, I told my family I was divorcing my husband. My little sister asked if "we can keep him instead". FML

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Same thing different taste

Nature finds a way

ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

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