Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
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whoslade
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28/6/2012 17:36
- United States
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kgurlswag
| 9
Am I the only one wondering why?!
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reallytho3
| 11
Thts just how the ball bounces sometimes ya know...
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PrimeEvilTahir
| 23
Sorry OP... Sorry... Uhm that was actually me - I was testing out my crotch-ing tiger ninja move....
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FurryPride
| 9
Great alarm clock you have there. Where can I get one?
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airforce987
| 20
Nothing says good morning like a punch in the balls!
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romesh17fml
| 8
Well, you did wake up... Some fmls have that they didn't wake up and missed something
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mylifesucks_fml
| 1
does anyone else feel like there may have been a reason to it that OP is leaving out just for sympathy?
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ThisIsMyReign
| 4
That happened to me to wake up for warped tour. :(
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jojimugo
| 19
Am with #1 This story is incomplete it's missing some crucial details
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pokefan813
| 16
32 - at www.steralizeMe.com
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sirsquab
| 12
Honestly, some things are funnier without context.
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bernardbrown
| 7
Maybe "I got punched in the balls" is enough of an FML.
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Thisismypchere
| 8
I hope this is ending up on YouTube!
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Inheritance
| 10
This is Tosh.O shit right here OP!
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ibenj
| 1
Oooh bollocks!
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Inheritance
| 10
93 I think you mean ballocks
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CaramelMacchiato
| 13
Ouch! Right in the baby maker D:
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AlphaPrice
| 7
That's one way to wake up
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Zachthejoker
| 10
No kids for you!
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reallytho3
| 11
Good old fashioned birth control
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icrest80
| 4
Yes, much more effective than IUD
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mea_iloveskiing
| 26
No soup for you!
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SkoomaKi
| 27
Why? Who? Where? How?
Why: You have no luck (hence the FML)
Who: A turtle named Henry (the attacker)
Where: Probably a bed of sorts
How: Falcon punch by Henry's flipper.
All questions answered.
Why: You have no luck (hence the FML)
Who: A turtle named Henry (the attacker)
Where: Probably a bed of sorts
How: Falcon punch by Henry's flipper.
All questions answered.
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zachherbert
| 10
When?
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JustKittyKat
| 24
Wonderful explanation!
But, turtles do not have flippers. :P
But, turtles do not have flippers. :P
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zachherbert
| 10
He has a rare Balmasian Sea Turtle. It's the only explanation.
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im_too_pro
| 2
Best comment in a long time! Captain falcon would be proud!
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taboolovers
| 0
23- Sea turtles do.
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ApologyKick
| 25
20- surprisingly, the FML actually does answer your question. Hence the "Today," all FMLs must follow.
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thejuice1234
| 0
Wtf?
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FML_Master2133
| 6
That has got to be pleasant. Maybe you should greet him with a punch to the face.
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borkchop1992
| 15
I once created an alarm clock that woke you up that way, but i got arrested
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MrFuzzles
| 5
I hope you retaliated as soon as your balls felt better.
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PerfasarusRex
| 3
Today you woke up unable to have kids. Sorry bro.
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Abbyybba
| 0
Nothing like bruised testicles to start the day.
Why: You have no luck (hence the FML)
Who: A turtle named Henry (the attacker)
Where: Probably a bed of sorts
How: Falcon punch by Henry's flipper.
All questions answered.