By whoslade - 28/06/2012 17:36 - United States

Today, I woke up to a punch in the balls. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 870
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Am I the only one wondering why?!

Why? Who? Where? How? Why: You have no luck (hence the FML) Who: A turtle named Henry (the attacker) Where: Probably a bed of sorts How: Falcon punch by Henry's flipper. All questions answered.

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Am I the only one wondering why?!

reallytho3 11

Thts just how the ball bounces sometimes ya know...

Sorry OP... Sorry... Uhm that was actually me - I was testing out my crotch-ing tiger ninja move....

Great alarm clock you have there. Where can I get one?

Nothing says good morning like a punch in the balls!

Well, you did wake up... Some fmls have that they didn't wake up and missed something

mylifesucks_fml 1

does anyone else feel like there may have been a reason to it that OP is leaving out just for sympathy?

ThisIsMyReign 4

That happened to me to wake up for warped tour. :(

jojimugo 20

Am with #1 This story is incomplete it's missing some crucial details

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Honestly, some things are funnier without context.

Maybe "I got punched in the balls" is enough of an FML.

I hope this is ending up on YouTube!

Inheritance 10

This is Tosh.O shit right here OP!

Oooh bollocks!

Inheritance 10

93 I think you mean ballocks

CaramelMacchiato 13

Ouch! Right in the baby maker D:

AlphaPrice 7

That's one way to wake up

No kids for you!

reallytho3 11

Good old fashioned birth control

icrest80 4

Yes, much more effective than IUD

Why? Who? Where? How? Why: You have no luck (hence the FML) Who: A turtle named Henry (the attacker) Where: Probably a bed of sorts How: Falcon punch by Henry's flipper. All questions answered.

Wonderful explanation! But, turtles do not have flippers. :P

He has a rare Balmasian Sea Turtle. It's the only explanation.

Best comment in a long time! Captain falcon would be proud!

taboolovers 0

23- Sea turtles do.

20- surprisingly, the FML actually does answer your question. Hence the "Today," all FMLs must follow.

That has got to be pleasant. Maybe you should greet him with a punch to the face.

borkchop1992 15

I once created an alarm clock that woke you up that way, but i got arrested

I hope you retaliated as soon as your balls felt better.

Today you woke up unable to have kids. Sorry bro.

Nothing like bruised testicles to start the day.