By Bigfoot - 02/09/2017 01:30

Today, I participated in an obstacle course. As I was going over a set of monkey bars, my balls got crushed between the bar and my gut. I barely managed to get down before blacking out in the middle of the road. FML
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Why were the monkey bars set up in the middle of a busy highway, putting your life in danger? And, why does fml have a picture of a woman with this?

So that's why they call it the Nutcracker!

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Donut_Wizard 23

Cockblocked by a metal bar. That's a new one.

Why were the monkey bars set up in the middle of a busy highway, putting your life in danger? And, why does fml have a picture of a woman with this?

I'm a girl & I flinched a little. ouch!

gobiteme2 34

Next year you won't have to worry about them. 1st place next year here I come.

So that's why they call it the Nutcracker!

Maybe wear some protective gear next year...