By dak-rod423 - 15/10/2011 04:33 - United States

Today, my balls were stepped on while I was taking a nap in the park. The man said he didn't see me lying there. I was wearing a neon orange jacket. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 638
You deserved it 11 701

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why were your balls taking a nap in the park?

Im2Handsom 1

Lucky that woke you up, instead of a man throwing you in his van.

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I honestly have no idea how that could've happened, and why the **** were you sleeping in a park?

hatchet27 0
Ghostkid825 17

Um... Maybe he wasn't looking down??

You should have been wearing neon orange pants....

bizarre_ftw 21

Wow Seriously FYL!!! Nothing in that sounds in Anyway redeemingly pleasant At All!! I'm so sorry

so yu were taking a nap in the park??...alrighty then.

bubo_fml 10

Were you sleeping Y shaped? Could've been worse! Imagine what a set of nuts on display would be to a hungry/playful pit bull, a bird or a squirrel?

How did you fall asleep in a public park? And why? Plus, if you were sleeping on a bench, you couldn't have gotten stepped on. Otherwise you'd have to be lying on the ground, in which case, again, how did you fall asleep there? YDI for falling asleep in a park.