By DarkDolly - 04/02/2012 16:39 - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 963
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I would be scared, very very scared

Don't be afraid of the naked men who wander the night. Just follow them to their white van, it's legit.

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I would be scared, very very scared

oh yes, he just wants you to go into his cellar, where he's got all these popsicles, and free buttermilk... mmmm....

I would be terrified but why....why was he naked- please tell me you asked him why - I need to know!!! TELL ME!!!

I hope you can run OP, better yet i hope you did run away fast...

Has nobody watched or read the time traveler's wife? It's not his fault he goes into the past or future without his clothes!

No, but i watched the terminator

Close enough.

59- I immediately thought of The Time Traveler's Wife when I read this FML.. I guess that means that both of us would get raped and killed in a situation like this... >.

He sounded like a sincere guy, except for the part where he was naked. I pictured this in a funny way. Op turns around "Ah!" Guy: "yea uh... There was a problem, don't mind me."

i had identical information, i was getting back from some party and at the first bus stop i encountered a half naked masturbator (it was-10) and then when i was near my flat, i had pleasure to met another one xD i'm a girl btw and it was 3 in night :F

he was just giving you a heads up, anyone would have gotten scared looking at suck tiny parts.

By Amy chance, did you park at a naturist site?

*any ... f#*^!! Autocorrect..

situation* god im tired

He was pretty "ballsy" to do that.

If he didn't do anything to you and just walked away then Fuck His Life , because God knows how far his house was O.o

Hey doctorwho girl!

He. He. He. Giggity...

I would be so scared too ehhh what a creeper

Ahhhhahahah 58 perfectly answers that question!! I love it

Don't be scared. I'm from da future! Now gimme your clothes

At least he wasn't holding a knife. Imagine a naked guy in the dark holding a knife, saying "..don't be scared." scarred for life.

*Feels something hard pressed against back.* That's not my knife... 0.o

"it's my gun" ;)

It shoots but not bullets

If his tail's wagging that means he's happy to see you...I mean wait what?

Yak it shoots Bolts:)

Listen op, there was a reason I told you not to be scared. I got super high, can't remember 3 hours of my life, and woke up in said parking lot. *And I mean obliterated high.

Oh gawd! This comment made me laugh so hard I fell off my bed & woke up everyone in the house D:

rapist....

What kind of rapist starts out naked?

28- are you semi retarded?

Quite possibly.

This would have been the best time to sing "Hey you! Don't touch me there.. That is my no no square.. R-A-P-E RAPE!"

Stop don't touch me there that is my danger square r-a-p-e get your penis out of me haha

75 a little to far?

Reminds me of the rapist song :D

Eh I just like the way it sounds

Don't be afraid of the naked men who wander the night. Just follow them to their white van, it's legit.

....stranger danger!! No means no Mister!

I was expecting the pedo bear guy to be one of the first comments.

SINISTER MISTER!!!!!

This would have been the perfect time to sing "Hey you, don't touch me there! That is my no no square!"

107 just stop.

Marge knows best... It's Sinister Minister! ;-)

Yeah, vans are legit.

Always trust a man in a big white van!

Were you scared?

No, he was overjoyed of seeing a naked man walking behind him.

At least he gave you some kind of warning? Yeah?

um... warning that your about to get buttfucked.

or that the naked dude was going to cut a whole in her then rape the wound

It's not rape if you yell surprise.

It's also not rape if you like it. :3

thats when u get scared

Erm, did he overdose on crazy pills?

no it was just a rapist

If only he were taking his crazy pills OP wouldn't have found herself in this situation.

You could have pointed and laughed. Make fun of his size and walk away. He wouldnt do that anymore.

Or he would rape and kill you...

oh my goodness. that is scary.

that's when you deck him in the face

Or the nuts. Make him not want to expose them to random people at night in fear of a testicle kicked back up into the belly again.

yeah really

I would castrate him with a dull butter knife.

33 - me too. I also carry a dull butter knife in my pocket everyday.

56- yep, it comes in handy.

Women carry mace, i carry a dull rusty butterknife.

I prefer tortilla chips. Those fuckers are sharp!

Naw. I'd do it the cool way. I carry legos in my pocket to throw on the ground. He was naked so I doubt he was wearing shoes.

Caltrops are more effective