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Has nobody watched or read the time traveler's wife? It's not his fault he goes into the past or future without his clothes!

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59- I immediately thought of The Time Traveler's Wife when I read this FML.. I guess that means that both of us would get raped and killed in a situation like this... >.

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He sounded like a sincere guy, except for the part where he was naked. I pictured this in a funny way. Op turns around "Ah!" Guy: "yea uh... There was a problem, don't mind me."

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If he didn't do anything to you and just walked away then Fuck His Life , because God knows how far his house was O.o

At least he wasn't holding a knife. Imagine a naked guy in the dark holding a knife, saying "..don't be scared." scarred for life.

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Listen op, there was a reason I told you not to be scared. I got super high, can't remember 3 hours of my life, and woke up in said parking lot. *And I mean obliterated high.

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This would have been the best time to sing "Hey you! Don't touch me there.. That is my no no square.. R-A-P-E RAPE!"

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Its like he said: "don't be scared, I was just carjacked, robbed and raped at the same time, could you drive to the police station?"

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Or the nuts. Make him not want to expose them to random people at night in fear of a testicle kicked back up into the belly again.

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Naw. I'd do it the cool way. I carry legos in my pocket to throw on the ground. He was naked so I doubt he was wearing shoes.

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