By DarkDolly - 04/02/2012 16:39 - France

Today, at around 2am, I was walking through a parking lot to my car when a man walking behind me told me not to be scared. I turned around to tell him there was no problem. He was naked. FML
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KeyboardWarrior 10

Don't be afraid of the naked men who wander the night. Just follow them to their white van, it's legit.

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MichellinMan 20

oh yes, he just wants you to go into his cellar, where he's got all these popsicles, and free buttermilk... mmmm....

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doctorwhogirl 0

I would be terrified but why....why was he naked- please tell me you asked him why - I need to know!!! TELL ME!!!

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hellbilly205 17

I hope you can run OP, better yet i hope you did run away fast...

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nuhuh 1

Has nobody watched or read the time traveler's wife? It's not his fault he goes into the past or future without his clothes!

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WaterPoloLove3 0

59- I immediately thought of The Time Traveler's Wife when I read this FML.. I guess that means that both of us would get raped and killed in a situation like this... >.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

He sounded like a sincere guy, except for the part where he was naked. I pictured this in a funny way. Op turns around "Ah!" Guy: "yea uh... There was a problem, don't mind me."

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Isandri 29

i had identical information, i was getting back from some party and at the first bus stop i encountered a half naked masturbator (it was-10) and then when i was near my flat, i had pleasure to met another one xD i'm a girl btw and it was 3 in night :F

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imepelepticsir 5

he was just giving you a heads up, anyone would have gotten scared looking at suck tiny parts.

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AFCA020 4

By Amy chance, did you park at a naturist site?

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LolFMLnot 10

If he didn't do anything to you and just walked away then **** His Life , because God knows how far his house was O.o

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mrsjbiebs906 0

I would be so scared too ehhh what a creeper

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max_bleu 2

Ahhhhahahah 58 perfectly answers that question!! I love it

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oldirtybasterdSE 0

Don't be scared. I'm from da future! Now gimme your clothes

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juliahockey 0

At least he wasn't holding a knife. Imagine a naked guy in the dark holding a knife, saying "..don't be scared." scarred for life.

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CalCommando 6

*Feels something hard pressed against back.* That's not my knife... 0.o

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McMan 23

If his tail's wagging that means he's happy to see you...I mean wait what?

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aceman1992 9

Listen op, there was a reason I told you not to be scared. I got super high, can't remember 3 hours of my life, and woke up in said parking lot. *And I mean obliterated high.

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4everblackjack 10

Oh gawd! This comment made me laugh so hard I fell off my bed & woke up everyone in the house D:

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quite_bored 9

What kind of rapist starts out naked?

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MichellinMan 20

28- are you semi retarded?

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peachesncreem 21

This would have been the best time to sing "Hey you! Don't touch me there.. That is my no no square.. R-A-P-E RAPE!"

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emogiggles 0

Stop don't touch me there that is my danger square r-a-p-e get your penis out of me haha

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emogiggles 0

Eh I just like the way it sounds

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KeyboardWarrior 10

Don't be afraid of the naked men who wander the night. Just follow them to their white van, it's legit.

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123josie123 11

....stranger danger!! No means no Mister!

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MichellinMan 20

I was expecting the pedo bear guy to be one of the first comments.

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peachesncreem 21

This would have been the perfect time to sing "Hey you, don't touch me there! That is my no no square!"

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SeedlessMe 13

Marge knows best... It's Sinister Minister! ;-)

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SwaggerMelon 6

Yeah, vans are legit.

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jtthegr8 26

At least he gave you some kind of warning? Yeah?

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MichellinMan 20

um... warning that your about to get buttfucked.

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Justwannacoment 7

or that the naked dude was going to cut a whole in her then rape the wound

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Namerkp2 8

It's not rape if you yell surprise.

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salad_fingers 0

It's also not rape if you like it. :3

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

If only he were taking his crazy pills OP wouldn't have found herself in this situation.

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silentbutfunny 0

You could have pointed and laughed. Make fun of his size and walk away. He wouldnt do that anymore.

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maxwells_hammer 5

Or he would rape and kill you...

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Lilpciak2012 2

oh my goodness. that is scary.

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loller27 6

that's when you deck him in the face

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silentbutfunny 0

Or the nuts. Make him not want to expose them to random people at night in fear of a ******** kicked back up into the belly again.

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MichellinMan 20

I would castrate him with a dull butter knife.

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sparkrok 8

33 - me too. I also carry a dull butter knife in my pocket everyday.

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MichellinMan 20

56- yep, it comes in handy.

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silentbutfunny 0

Women carry mace, i carry a dull rusty butterknife.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

I prefer tortilla chips. Those ******* are sharp!

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kelissa_fml 16

Naw. I'd do it the cool way. I carry legos in my pocket to throw on the ground. He was naked so I doubt he was wearing shoes.

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