Common sense is beyond some people.

Maybe she couldn't see OP under the sheets? But she should have checked more thoroughly anyway:')

Apparently not

Wouldn't both OP and her mom have cellphones? Maybe a text or simple phone call.. If her mom doesn't have a cell, I'm certain that OP does, therefore her mom could call her cell from the house line? (Assuming OP has a calling plan)

40-It may have been on silent, vibrate, or turned off.

Or just simply the fact that he was sleeping

Some people are just oblivious...it doesn't matter how obvious op's location was. One time, I went out for a walk (telling my mother I was doing so on the way out) and then returned 20 minutes later. I walked past her, said "hey mom" and grabbed a soda from the kitchen (that she was currently standing in) and went downstairs. Not 15 minutes later she called me on my cell asking where I was and if I'd be home in time for dinner. When I mentioned I was already home she was genuinely surprised. -_-

And I can't believe it's not butter!

May I ask, why the hell was she sleeping under the bed?

Dead in the river?! Hahaha your mum must've been freaking out bad then

Did your mom watch Bridge to Terabithia a few too many times?

Damn it Jessi now I'm depressed

#35, she was 4, so I have no idea why she decided to sleep there lol

When I was young, I fell out of my bed once and ended up sleeping under it.

Or you want to sleep there hoping no one would find you.

Same here. Mine tried to have me arrested for it too. Mothers are crazy, crazy things.

My mum did the same fucking thing when she couldn't reach me over my mobile phone immediately. The difference: I live over 500 kilometers away from home. I think she is obsessed or something though, she once attacked me with scissors because she didn't want me to go to a friends brithday party.

Gotta love 'em....

Gotta love 'em....

We're onto you OP!

I completely agree! I feel like a lot of fmls aren't true they just write them to justify it in their own heads

That was rude

How was that rude?

Why the hell does everyone think being called skinny is a compliment? Maybe for those who are trying to lose weight but if you've been naturally thin your whole life and have always been called a twig and how you could "break me in half" then telling me to eat a "sammich" is not really advice of endearment.

I know this was just a light joke but people are extremely quick to comment on a skinny persons physique as if its not rude at all.

... what?

Reference to a previous FML.

As Ashlley said, it was referred to another FML.

Which one? O_o

The obese man pushing past the pregnant lady for the seat one. This was pradip's attempt to be funny