Woah... I wouldn't want to hear that story from my mom.

Contrary to popular belief, our parents were young once. I know, I know, the knowledge that they were comes as quite a shock to you. Personally, I love hearing stories from my parents' youth. Not only do I sometimes learn valuable lessons but I can also chuckle along with them.

#1s story is a lot funnier than most I've heard. It would not bother me to hear this.

Your parents have also had sex #7. Oh the humanity lol.

#38 Don't forget your grandparents had sex too and could very well still have sex. :3

kinda hard to believe to me you telling no one (woman) was nice enough to give her something

I really hope they aren't. All four of mine are dead.

"Accidentally." Well, at least the passerby were happy.

Pray to god OP doesn't live on the Armadale line!

It was an Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka-dot bikini That she wore for the first time todayyyy~

Who wouldn't give money to a helpless girl in a bikini?

Touché. Well, from what I've seen on FML, people can often be more cruel to the people posting the FML. I don't see a lot of nice people helping the op out after something bad happens to the op originally, usually it's a snowball effect.

Well at least she wasn't in a bikini in the streets. That would look worse ;)

In a bikini with stilettos on ;)

And hot pink fishnets.

she might have come with the train too though

Maybe, but I'd still be a bit cautious of leaving my belongings in a spot where I couldn't see anyone taking things.

Maybe her keys were in the bag that got stolen...

I can't solve EVERY situation, I was just suggesting. If that happened, that would suck. Don't know what to say on it.

You can say maybe something else is what happened all day, because there will always be a situation where his suggestion won't work. No need to criticize every suggestion to death.

Her* and thank you.

Lame comment

Congratulations, you master of the obvious, you

That's what i was thinking too! there wasn't one person that could sacrifice a $5.00 t-shirt? O.o Sorry OP, I love going to the beach alone, but this is exactly why I won't stay longer than 2 or 3 hours. As soon as I have to go to the bathroom, it's time to leave!

Who spends three hours taking a shit??

90: Taco Bell customers.

Hey! What's wrong with the nude beach?

I was permanently banned from a nude beach. I guess they didn't appreciate my camera gear and binoculars. :(

25- Lol! Following the chain of events, Op would have been riding the train home in only her skin. ;)

She didn't mean it like that. If OP had been at nudist beach then she would of had to take the bus with nothing on

36. Really? I thought she meant that aliens frequently beam down lions from space to maul unsuspecting civilians at nude beaches. Well I guess to each his own...weirdo.

33 you didn't read 25's sign? Rules are rules! Where I live, there's a nude beach but the waves are so rough that any attempt to enter the water would easily crush a man's balls.