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My mother told me that she once had to walk home topless from the beach when her friend accidentally took all of her clothes.
Woah... I wouldn't want to hear that story from my mom.
Contrary to popular belief, our parents were young once. I know, I know, the knowledge that they were comes as quite a shock to you. Personally, I love hearing stories from my parents' youth. Not only do I sometimes learn valuable lessons but I can also chuckle along with them.
#1s story is a lot funnier than most I've heard. It would not bother me to hear this.
Your parents have also had sex #7. Oh the humanity lol.
#38 Don't forget your grandparents had sex too and could very well still have sex. :3
I really hope they aren't. All four of mine are dead.
"Accidentally." Well, at least the passerby were happy.
Pray to god OP doesn't live on the Armadale line!
That's a nightmare. Yikes. At least people were kind enough to give you money for the train ride home.
Who wouldn't give money to a helpless girl in a bikini?
That is why you should get out what you really need, like sunblock, your towels, and maybe lunch, and leave the more important belongings inside the car with the lock on. That's what I do at least. FYL, and good luck replacing everything.
she might have come with the train too though
Maybe her keys were in the bag that got stolen...
You can say maybe something else is what happened all day, because there will always be a situation where his suggestion won't work. No need to criticize every suggestion to death.
Was there a pole on the train? Might as well make some more money. Seriously tho, sorry OP that sucks.
There wasn't a religious mom on the beach who gave you at least a towel??
That's what i was thinking too! there wasn't one person that could sacrifice a $5.00 t-shirt? O.o Sorry OP, I love going to the beach alone, but this is exactly why I won't stay longer than 2 or 3 hours. As soon as I have to go to the bathroom, it's time to leave!
Who spends three hours taking a shit??
90: Taco Bell customers.
at least you weren't at a nudist beach...
I was permanently banned from a nude beach. I guess they didn't appreciate my camera gear and binoculars. :(
25- Lol! Following the chain of events, Op would have been riding the train home in only her skin. ;)
She didn't mean it like that. If OP had been at nudist beach then she would of had to take the bus with nothing on
33 you didn't read 25's sign? Rules are rules! Where I live, there's a nude beach but the waves are so rough that any attempt to enter the water would easily crush a man's balls.
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My mother told me that she once had to walk home topless from the beach when her friend accidentally took all of her clothes.
That's a nightmare. Yikes. At least people were kind enough to give you money for the train ride home.