*sighs* upvote

Well...they could've stolen your underwear. Anyone can go without socks, but not everyone can pull off the commando look.

"Screw your phone, laptop or any other electronics, I wanna steal your socks!"

"Dobby"

Dobby can't steal socks, his master or someone else has to give him the sock that makes him a slave. But still funny.

Master has presented dobby with clothes... Dobby is Free!

My guess to jerk off in

Did you ever think that maybe it was a homeless person? And that maybe it's a little cold where OP is?

they could've taken one of every sock...

I agree with 47. I knew someone who did a lot of volunteer work with homeless people, and they said that the homeless always ask for socks. Everyone knows how annoying a wet sock is, or when you have a hole your toe or toes are sticking out of.

I have a sock obsession, but not to the point where did steal them. However, I usually wear 2 pairs a day, and they are one of my more essential clothes items.

#33.. Right in the feels

Someone with a sock fetish.

Even if they're homeless, asshole thing to do, stealing someone's belongings.

Seriously?! Why socks?!?!

Probably a homeless person that was cold and decided to stock up for the winter ahead.

Sock up*

everyone needs new socks like all the time