Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I arrived at the airport only to find my suitcase was lost and my 3 weeks worth of clothes and supplies gone. All I had left was my wallet and carry ons. Upon leaving the airport I was mugged. FML
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
Today, I was sitting in the airport, watching the baggage handlers load the plane I was about to get on. They were being really rough with it, one bag came open and all the clothes spilled out onto the tarmac. The clothes looked familiar. They were mine. FML
Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML
Today, my bag got stolen with all of my belongings at the beach. After being forced to ask strangers for money, I then travelled home on the train for an hour, wearing only a bikini. FML
Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
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Top comments
PrincessCastiel 27
Socks to be you! (No but that seriously sucks OP :( )
ethan_unoxx 29
who steals socks. anyway sorry OP
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Comments (86)
PrincessCastiel 27
Socks to be you! (No but that seriously sucks OP :( )
BigLatchZatch 14
*sighs* upvote
dragonkisses28 25
Well...they could've stolen your underwear. Anyone can go without socks, but not everyone can pull off the commando look.
urdirtyolduncle 15
"Screw your phone, laptop or any other electronics, I wanna steal your socks!"
girI 20
Well, that socks
ethan_unoxx 29
who steals socks. anyway sorry OP
Enslaved 38
"Dobby"
Khaleesi_26 30
Dobby can't steal socks, his master or someone else has to give him the sock that makes him a slave. But still funny.
Greenteamextreme 16
Master has presented dobby with clothes... Dobby is Free!
grtfuldeadlovr 27
My guess to jerk off in
xsydneyx123 28
Did you ever think that maybe it was a homeless person? And that maybe it's a little cold where OP is?
cryssycakesx3 23
they could've taken one of every sock...
equitationbound 22
I agree with 47. I knew someone who did a lot of volunteer work with homeless people, and they said that the homeless always ask for socks. Everyone knows how annoying a wet sock is, or when you have a hole your toe or toes are sticking out of.
Vegetarian27 24
I have a sock obsession, but not to the point where did steal them. However, I usually wear 2 pairs a day, and they are one of my more essential clothes items.
graceface1031 7
#33.. Right in the feels
martin8337 36
Someone with a sock fetish.
stephypop 13
Even if they're homeless, asshole thing to do, stealing someone's belongings.
WonderGirl9206 7
Seriously?! Why socks?!?!
marleypuckpuck 22
maybe it was a sock puppeteer?
Agtthepw 21
Winter is coming!
Brandi_Faith 34
Probably a homeless person that was cold and decided to stock up for the winter ahead.
thevelociraptor 31
Sock up*
abattior 18
Socker.
lil_miss_simran 15
that sucks but atleast they didn't take anything else
lord_meloetta 20
Sorry about that OP maybe now you can get fresh new ones?
foxwasalamb 24
everyone needs new socks like all the time
sunnyray812 42
Good thing they didn't steal anything valuable (I hope they didn't). You can always buy more socks. Still FYL.
CrAzYELF4 26
People will steal anything.