Transportation: Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station....

By UnluckyTeen - 22/10/2009 11:29 - Singapore

Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML

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By getyourownbike - 12/05/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

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By fire0fisis - 03/02/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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By Carrie P - 14/08/2024 20:00 - France - Lambesc

Today, I went out to where I'd parked my bike only to find that someone had stolen my bike seat. Not the bike, just the seat. I had to ride my bike two miles home in the rain like I was climbing a hill in the Tour de France, while other cyclists moved out of my way in confusion, all while trying to avoid me. FML

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It wasn't me

By Shopgirl - 06/08/2009 13:14 - Australia

Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML

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By abdominates - 23/10/2009 16:48 - Canada

Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML

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By dullstuff - 21/07/2011 12:34 - Belgium

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

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By "ironyyyyyyy" -_- - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Marion

Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness about pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML

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Classic case of the Mondays

By Anonymous - 06/05/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML

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By chris - 05/05/2020 14:00

Today, I saw my bike locked outside a Starbucks down the street from my house. It was stolen about 10 days ago from my communal laundry room. There was even a cop parked across the street, but I have no proof to show that bike even belonged to me. FML

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:40

YDI for not taking the time to secure the bike. At least you got your wallet back to buy a new bike.

fabriqate 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:59

When i bough a bike, the seller assured me that it was very safe until he acknowledged which university i belonged to. and persuade me to use at least two locks.

Comments

AussFart 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:12

Stop going where black people congrigate!

Mumblstiltskin 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:29

Wow, your ignorance is ASTOUNDING! Way to perpetuate a stereotype, ********.

wellinever 5

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:30

Not cool AussFart. Besides, the OP is from Singapore - there are probably fewer black people there than where you are from. Bikes and wallets get stolen the whole world over. I guess all our lives suck.

Ajjas013 6

Sunday 25 October 2009 2:50

At least you got your wallet back.

Yaaa24 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:27

You raciest stupid asshole. #1 You really need to stop being so fukking ignorant. That shit isn't funny you should like an idiot.

NeatNit 32

Sunday 25 August 2013 12:50

He should LOVE an idiot! But not reproduce with her. That would be bad.

skilova4lifezzz 19

Saturday 14 September 2013 16:01

#2 Racist*

blland 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:38

Stop posting where people think racial discrimination is wrong!

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:40

YDI for not taking the time to secure the bike. At least you got your wallet back to buy a new bike.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Thursday 22 October 2009 17:30

Not sure who exactly keeps burying me alive. Thanks for the shoveling, although I am out of cash to pay for your services...

Peachy2392 26

Tuesday 5 November 2013 21:39

Your deserve to be buried. He never said he didn't secure the bike.

pleasetryagain 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:41

Exactly! All it takes to lock up a bike is a few seconds.

popoman 0

Friday 23 October 2009 3:55

YDI and FYL. Locks aren't difficult to buy and use.

Prawn_fml 2

Friday 23 October 2009 10:53

He might have been unable to lock the bike to something. Doesn't mean he didn't lock it at all. People do steal locked bikes too, y'know?

fabriqate 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 16:59

When i bough a bike, the seller assured me that it was very safe until he acknowledged which university i belonged to. and persuade me to use at least two locks.

blland 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 17:37

the trick is to get a really old second hand bike. I don't even lock mine. All other bikes are being stolen (wheel by wheel) but mine remains untouched.

carvar 12

Tuesday 13 August 2013 15:09

Ikr. No one wants an old rusted bike. Anyone would rather have that shiny sturdy looking bike over that bike that looks like its about to fall apart.

plainferkeeps 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 17:22

thats some bad karma you got on your hands.

TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 18:44

YDI for not chaining up your bike to prevent it stupid

ovyind 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 18:49

Actually, chaining up the bike isn't all that good a solution. It takes on average 5 seconds to cut through chains, or a regular bike-lock for that sake.