Today, I received a slip through my door saying that the package I'd ordered couldn't be delivered today because no-one was home to sign for it. I got the slip just in time to watch the guy who put it through my letterbox get in his van, look me in the eye and drive off. FML
OP here. The bastard didn't even knock and left the package in a post office the other side of town, even though I live five minutes from a sorting office.