By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 805
You deserved it 19 208

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Jefe_fml 0

Nice, you're only temp, go for it.

littlemisslee 0

did you **** in your pants? lol


Hm, hot boss + being touched = impossible self-control.

AngryC4t 0

No, you're right, if the OP is a teenager. He's more then likely in his 30's, maybe late 20's. So self control should be natural by now. Unless he still lives in mom's basement. And I'm calling bs. There is no way the boss patted your leg high enough to make contact with even the tip of your erection. Unless she was trying to do so, in which case she was more than likely very close to your inner thigh. Otherwise, I refuse to believe you are a horse with no self control.

lmmmr 0

He clearly "had the erection" before she touched him (assuming the impossible validity of his claim), which came from his lack of self control because he "couldn't take his eyes off her legs." Had he looked her in the face like a normal human being, the situation would have been avoided. Simple YDI.

Exactly!! The only way she could pat his "third leg" unintentionally is if it was like worlds longest and was situated around his knee area

exactly what I think. There is no way she would touch you there...unless it was on purpose. and if it was then something would have happened for sure. but from what you say, it didnt sound like she was trying to show interest.

lmmmr, you really need to either stop posting or get off the high horse. I'm sure im not the only one noticing you are constantly attacking men in your posts. Seriously, we get it, you can stop with it now.

PimpdaddyCJT 13

damn is that guy that hung

Quacki 0

the first time I read this I was thinking 'so who's leg was it?'

self control... psht most men have none if a girl has a large chest they r bound to look it a girl with sexy curves is wearing something sexy and skin tight they r most likely gunna check her out...

Not all men. Nice stereotype. Thats like saying all women are weak and cant do a mans job. Uh thats totally false.

Jefe_fml 0

Nice, you're only temp, go for it.

^^^^ Exactly what I was thinking. TAP THAT SHIT BRO.

aaaaa12345_fml 0

i would be like "oh, btw that was my wiener you tapped"

AlwaySunny 0

Do you work at a lumber yard? cause you got some major wood sir

littlemisslee 0

did you **** in your pants? lol

TNEBlover 0
krisFrAnHeehar 0

"i just ate a grape and i... jizzed in my pants"

thereitgo 1

Newsflash: it's not funny after the first time. We all understood the reference without you quoting the song.

TheSickness 0

Yeah, but no one says newsflash anymore..... :/ And no FML here. Aha. I say good job.

JEANNIE! STOP LIVING IN A DREAM, YOU'RE LOST IN THE WOODS, NO PLACE TO GO.... THERE'S SOMEONE... WHO NEEDS YOU!!!! NEWSFLASH! In der nachte zeite, Lulz. +5 points to anyone who gets the reference.

We're going to need a cleanup on aisle 3.

its perfectly normal... nothing wrong with me

i just opened my window and a breeze rolled in and i jizzed... in my pants

lawlfyl 0

That must've provoked a pretty awkward conversation.

Julle_fml 0
Rok_fml 0

Screw self-control... Go for it!! what a cool boss. :] this is definitely not an fml

go for it! hot boss... i'm sure a job is in the way!