Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
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Jefe_fml
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Nice, you're only temp, go for it.
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littlemisslee
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did you jizz in your pants? lol
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lmmmr
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Self-control.
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Dboy23
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Hm, hot boss + being touched = impossible self-control.
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AngryC4t
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Self-control my ass.
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LogicLover
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No, you're right, if the OP is a teenager. He's more then likely in his 30's, maybe late 20's. So self control should be natural by now. Unless he still lives in mom's basement. And I'm calling bs. There is no way the boss patted your leg high enough to make contact with even the tip of your erection. Unless she was trying to do so, in which case she was more than likely very close to your inner thigh. Otherwise, I refuse to believe you are a horse with no self control.
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lmmmr
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He clearly "had the erection" before she touched him (assuming the impossible validity of his claim), which came from his lack of self control because he "couldn't take his eyes off her legs." Had he looked her in the face like a normal human being, the situation would have been avoided. Simple YDI.
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shoegal808
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Exactly!! The only way she could pat his "third leg" unintentionally is if it was like worlds longest and was situated around his knee area
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SpicyDuck
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exactly what I think. There is no way she would touch you there...unless it was on purpose. and if it was then something would have happened for sure. but from what you say, it didnt sound like she was trying to show interest.
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Firegod83
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lmmmr, you really need to either stop posting or get off the high horse. I'm sure im not the only one noticing you are constantly attacking men in your posts. Seriously, we get it, you can stop with it now.
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PimpdaddyCJT
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damn is that guy that hung
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ilovefatcats
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did the boss notice...?
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Quacki
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the first time I read this I was thinking 'so who's leg was it?'
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rileybrownie
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self control... psht most men have none if a girl has a large chest they r bound to look it a girl with sexy curves is wearing something sexy and skin tight they r most likely gunna check her out...
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Iamevil123
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At least he got a handjob.
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NumbaFour
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Not all men. Nice stereotype. Thats like saying all women are weak and cant do a mans job. Uh thats totally false.
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Jefe_fml
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Nice, you're only temp, go for it.
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genius_man16
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^^^^
Exactly what I was thinking. TAP THAT SHIT BRO.
Exactly what I was thinking. TAP THAT SHIT BRO.
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Jaywin
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Hell yes. This scenario is hot.
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aaaaa12345_fml
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i would be like "oh, btw that was my wiener you tapped"
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AlwaySunny
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Do you work at a lumber yard? cause you got some major wood sir
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bensharp
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I'm not sure that's an fml...
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littlemisslee
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did you jizz in your pants? lol
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TNEBlover
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and he jizzed in his pants
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krisFrAnHeehar
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"i just ate a grape and i... jizzed in my pants"
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thereitgo
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Newsflash: it's not funny after the first time. We all understood the reference without you quoting the song.
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TheSickness
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Yeah, but no one says newsflash anymore.....
:/
And no FML here. Aha. I say good job.
:/
And no FML here. Aha. I say good job.
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humorizer
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JEANNIE! STOP LIVING IN A DREAM, YOU'RE LOST IN THE WOODS, NO PLACE TO GO.... THERE'S SOMEONE... WHO NEEDS YOU!!!!
NEWSFLASH! In der nachte zeite,
Lulz. +5 points to anyone who gets the reference.
NEWSFLASH! In der nachte zeite,
Lulz. +5 points to anyone who gets the reference.
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Cloudy_fml
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Falco?
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RhymePrime
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We're going to need a cleanup on aisle 3.
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izzabella43
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its perfectly normal... nothing wrong with me
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greekgal44
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i just opened my window and a breeze rolled in and i jizzed... in my pants
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sadoc
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did she notice?
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moneypenny_fml
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sounds like someone had a raging clue!
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SirJamie77
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Oh I'm so getting a clue right now...
Hahaha, -high five-
Hahaha, -high five-
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CableX17
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I just lost the game:(
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Danhickey
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fuuuuck
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TwitchingNebula
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My clue is pointing over here. Really? I just got a raging clue too!
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LilMonsterGirl
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#158, you suck.
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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn
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Ooh, my clue is pointing THIS way now.
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Knockyoudown
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Lol did she notice or not?
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lawlfyl
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That must've provoked a pretty awkward conversation.
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Julle_fml
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Control yourself man! :P
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Rok_fml
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Screw self-control... Go for it!!
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chazstah
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...wow.. what a cool boss. :]
this is definitely not an fml
this is definitely not an fml
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fml_fiend91
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yea YDI job well done
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immumo
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go for it! hot boss... i'm sure a job is in the way!