Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML
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Top comments
Jefe_fml 0
Nice, you're only temp, go for it.
littlemisslee 0
did you **** in your pants? lol
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Comments (202)
pistonchamp159 0
WHY FML??? THATS AMAZING, GOOD JOB!
podrummer9209 0
52: agreed. epic win.
seb12992 0
I agree with everyone else, this is in no way an FML. This is more like a "My life is ******* awesome".
ericabella18 0
haha, she probably isn't that stupid to miss your leg and end up going for your area. she's sending you a sign. i say, get on that.
ithedarkknight 0
OMG dude that is sooo hot lol... i understand why its a fml cus even though you a temp u doing a good job... so u dont want to ruin a possible position you might get...or if the signals she giving you arent accurate and then you feel like a idiot when you ask her out..BUT if she is a fine as you claim i would go for it aint nothing better then a short skirt and some sexy legs... i wish i had your problems... lol
Loser390 0
Now you can keep your job AND get a promotion.
Dead_and_Gone 0
Did you tell her she didn't touch your leg....
beaniebabe 0
hit that!
Teeheez 0
HAHAHAHA! LOL Ya, I agree with people though. DID she notice? And #59, way to think positive. LOL And #15 is kinda right too. But it still kinda is a FYL. TEEHEE
plexico 4
What's wrong with getting your penis touched by a hot, female boss? Do you think she was trying to pat your leg, or was she going for your dick? How is you hearing? Maybe she said, "Good ****", not "Good talk."
Teeheez 0
LOL! Good point! :) TEEHEE