Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML
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Top comments
Jefe_fml 0
Nice, you're only temp, go for it.
littlemisslee 0
did you **** in your pants? lol
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Comments (202)
jeremy78tn 0
FML? Really? How did you ever deal with an attractive boss hitting on you?
F_Y_Comments 0
And why are you feeling sorry for yourself? You have either got a good sexual harassment claim or a chance with your boss.
kangaroo62 2
how is this an fml its more like an ilml (i love my life)
InspiredByGaGa 8
She shouldn't be touching ANYONE'S leg; it's inappropriate. If she was touching your leg, she was probably sending you some sort of message, so it's her own damn fault.
testing_fml 0
Whereas it's totally appropriate to ogle your boss? (BTW, yes, OP, you could take your eyes off her legs, assuming you weren't suffering from paralysis of the eye. You chose not to.)
tje210_fml 0
yeah this is NOT an fml. only thing that matters is that she's hot. and that was DEFINITELY not a friendly pat if she was patting that far up your leg. i bet she planned that . . . hit that shit hard and fast, man.
WickedAwsum 0
Dude, it's a trap!
Xaujin 0
I was waiting for this! -high five-
muffinsareyummy 1
...then what was she touching?
xiateababyx 0
how old are you? its pretty obvious what she was touching... get off FML if your that young ;]
yukanegishi 0
Hahaha, are you serious?!
muffinsareyummy 1
lmfao. no. i was seriously just joking.
CableX17 0
your mom will explain it one day. o.o
MwahFMLS 6
no shit she was joking.
ilaughatfmls2 0
LOL #3
dmmd8686 0
maybe you can swing this so that if you never mention it to anyone in HR, you'll be guaranteed a permanent position...otherwise it would technically count as sexual harassment (hey, in this economy, anything helps)
diet_otaku 0
how is this even possible? unless she was patting your leg RIGHT NEXT to your crotch (which is unlikely), you'd have to have a foot-long dick for it to reach that far down your leg.
kaaz_fml 0
Maybe you just have a small ass penis. Don't hate.
thereitgo 1
LOL. nah she prolly just did it on purpose or wasn't watching haha.
charvisioku 22
45: They're not "hating", they're putting forward a legit observation.