By LoLLightning - 27/06/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went to Burger King. I was sipping the drink and put it on my window sill to save for later. I fell asleep, and when I woke up my mouth was dry. I took a sip and felt something go into my mouth. Thinking it was an ice cube, I bit down on it. It was not an ice cube. It was a cockroach. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 401
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LoLLightning 0

OP here, okay for all of those who are retarded and have never tried to submit an FML before, you only get 300 characters. Most people can put together that I got my food, went home, and put the drink on my window sill and fell asleep. I wasn't exactly thinking that the ice melted when I was more than half asleep and thirsty. I'm sorry that I can't describe my experience in intricate detail for all the retards that don't understand normal human talk. Thank you very much.


He sat his drink on the window sill and fell a asleep. While he was asleep a roach crawled into it. When he woke up he went to take a drink not knowing there was a roach in it.

She didn't say she went home, placed her drink on the window sill [who does that at home? That's what tables are for], and fell asleep. What's unclear about this FML is her falling asleep at Burger King. I think that's what the above posts are commenting about.

Seti_fml 0

I know my window sill is right next to my bed... sooo its not that strange if the OP lives in a smaller apartment.

Clearly the person was at home. it says MY windowsill.... duh!

The same thing happened to me. When I was younger (~11) I used to bring a closed cup of water with those straws that has a cap on the end to bed with me because I would get thirsty before bed/during the night. Except, I forgot to put the cap on it. HUGE mistake. I woke up in the morning and took a sip of my water. I freaked out because I felt something crawling around in my mouth. I grabbed it out of my mouth, and it was a live spider! (Until I crushed it). Nothing beats a live insect crawling around in your mouth. Seriously nasty. I think that is part of the reason for my phobia of spiders.

unless the top was off, the roach couldn't have got into the drink. It might have crawled onto the outside of the straw?

lalaimbored 0

chewing on ice cubes means your sexually frustrated! its true(:

Glad someone else gets it! eew what a gross story though! i feel bad for that person!

breenarae25 0

op fell asleep at burger king?!?! FTW

breenarae25 0

op fell asleep at burger king?!?! FTW

jeremy78tn 0

You fell asleep at BK? Highly unlikely. Here's one for you. Today, I read a bunch of FML's that were completely made up. FML

ihatestupidppl 0 know Burger King is a fast food restaurant, right? Meaning they have the option of getting your food TO GO and eating it in YOUR OWN HOME. OP probably thought most people could put that simple bit of logic together on their own but unfortunately, looks like she was wrong...

jeremy78tn 0

Unless she specifies, then you're wrong. Clearly states, I went to BK. Never says, and returned home. Unfortunately, you jump to conclusions

nicolexsmile 0

not trying to start anything, but she did say "put it on my window" i could be wrong, maybe shes just very posessive of other places' windows.. :)

Hey jeremy, read number 28. It's the OP talking specifically to people like you!

cartering 0

It also clearly states "MY windowsill." So unless you are an idiot, you know from reading the post that she took the drink back home. Or do you seriously think she lives in Burger King, and thats why their window is her window.

blondegurl718 0

Your right, These people are stupid. They have to have everything said word for word for anyone to understand. I understand it and I am 13...

hady9090 0

She didn't fall asleep in Burger King, stupid, she fell asleep in her house. It says MY window sill.

hey 35 they posted their comment before #28 ******* tard.

Shut up. Omg you're so dumb. Jesus, get a life homeboy. Get off FML with all the bullshiz.

Jefe_fml 0

Where was the lid? Fail. Aren't ice cubes normally cold? fail.

i was thinkin the samee thing; if she just kept the lid and straw on it then this wouldnt have happened YDI

HannahPaloozah 0

Maybe it crawled in the straw ? Or maybe it was a short nap and the roach was sitting on the ice ?

jajajanie 13

nope #170. you are thinking too logical

ihatestupidppl 0

I'm super obsessive when it comes to food (mostly because I'm scared that something like this would happen to me!), so I'm gonna have to say FAIL for eating/drinking anything that was left out uncovered over night.

ImAKlutz15 0

Ewwwww wouldnt you realize it wasn't cold??

Rok_fml 0

How do you know it was a cockroach if you downed it?

maybe she spit it out when she bit it and realized it wasn't an ice cube?

deliciouskaek 1

Gotta go with #6 :: YDI for not putting it in the fridge.

What, there's a way to mentally gag? And even emotional gag? Teach me this magic.