Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML
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Top comments
Jefe_fml 0
Nice, you're only temp, go for it.
littlemisslee 0
did you **** in your pants? lol
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akemeasandwhich 0
I bet Mr.Penis wants a meeting in the conference room if you know what I mean.
jnic 0
So, you fail to take your boss seriously and just eye her legs the whole time in a professional environment... (which was probably shamefully obvious to her) then, either she seeks out your pathetic aroused-in-the-workplace **** on purpose, or she missed your leg and got to make this awful discovery accidentally. How is your life ******? You get all aroused and sexual over an authoritative figure, then you get the same treatment back and you complain like a big, fat hypocrite, like you have the right to be respected and taken seriously, but your OWN BOSS doesn't? YDI, YDI, YDI. Can't say that enough.
lmmmr 0
Thumbs up.
neokiller_fml 0
Who's a big boy there?!
DSuarez94 0
that must have spawned a VERY awkward conversation ... but you're just a temp so I say ... TAP THAT SHIT go for it she now knows that you are attracted to her what do you have to loose?
lovelykendra5 0
You should have a nice talk with her again and then you "accidently" slip your finger in. no, no, i'm kidding (:
doof_fisch 2
Did she tell you to quit being a hotdog?
crvenazvezda 0
haha so your attractive boss patted your penis. how in the hell is that an fml??? EFF the job, always listen to your penis first!
omgitsseejay 0
have you not seen the movie "obsessed" temps never get the boss in bed (that was the backstory of the movie)
nanoflacka 0
Dude how is that an fml? Your hot boss touched your dick! R u emo?
christopherlove 0
I clicked YDI because it's a good thing. Way to go!