Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, my boss slapped me on the ass and said, "Good work, princess." FML
Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML
Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, during my shift at a restaurant, my boss's daughter came in. I couldn't help but notice that she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her, my boss took me aside and said, "My daughter's got eyes you know, not just a pair of tits". FML
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Today, I tried hitting on the new receptionist at work. After a few flirtatious comments and subtly hinting that I thought she was bangable, she informed me that she's married to our boss. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied, "Oh, I usually come early." She laughed. FML
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Top comments
Jefe_fml 0
Nice, you're only temp, go for it.
littlemisslee 0
did you **** in your pants? lol
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Comments (202)
AntiChrist7 0
no FMl. you hve a hot boos, and she patts you. where is the FML? Quality is going down here
mastory96 0
ummm, to "muffinsareyummy", if you don't have a slight clue as to what his boss was touching, then you are probably too young to be on FML.
AshleyRose784 0
hahaha, have a nice day
BrutalMofo 0
not an FML she touched your man hood!!
treli1593 0
THIS IS NOT AN FML! wtf??? Sounds like the making of a porno to me. Explain HOW this is fml worthy
Caayouteepie 0
since ur just a temp i think u should go for it. what do u really have to loose? i mean she might even end up liking you and giving u a job their;)
imkool136 22
There are 4 types of job he can receive from her by doing this, ********, hand job, a job, no job. I'm goin for the first 3.
DangerousBabee 0
..And he jizzed in his pants..LIKE A BOSS!
grimmelok 0
Yeah, unless she was touching you near your crotch or you have a huge dick, then I don't see how this is possible. Though I guess both things are good
Ugh_Crap 0
This story would be more of an FML if she then said something like, "Oh! Well this wasn't THAT good of a talk." Then you'd just be embarrassed about having a small penis. FML? I don't think so.
that_one_dude 0
She did it on purpose. She wants you!