Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML
Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, at work I had to handle two selfish parents returning their adopted 6 year-old daughter to foster care because, “She doesn’t, like, fit with our lifestyle, and my mom is, like, too old to babysit her anymore and we, like, can’t afford a nanny.” I hate my job. FML
Today, I regret letting my adoptive daughter find her biological father because now he's intent on getting her back. He said he never agreed to giving her up for adoption and will do everything in his power to get her. She's terrified. FML
Today, I heard my 7 year-old step-daughter tell her father over Zoom she cries every night, because she wants to go home with him. I don't have the heart to tell her that he had kicked her and her mom out of the house because he thought mom's stretch marks were unattractive. FML
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maskedman 9
That's hurtful. just keep her until the warranty expires.
r6_fml 4
I hope you kept your receipt
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Comments (135)
ChildrenOfFilth 12
if I was in their place, I'd give her what she wants and return her. Let's see how many toys the foster care system would give her.
circuitboynm 8
what an ungrateful little bitch! I WOULD take her back to the orphanage if I was you!
bkss9811 0
Not all adopted kids are from orphanges'
twilight_lupus 13
what an ungrateful child.
MsUNique925 0
is it just me but y this women had to say adopted. how #LAME of this hag.
Karen_fml 0
171 : Because obviously her daughter knows about it and that would be why she asked to be sent back, retard.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Did you make it "passed" the tenth grade?
janise 2
What is with all the comments about children being so much more spoiled than they used to be? News flash every generation thinks the younger generation is spoiled b/c for every generation since the dawn of time kids have made outrageous demands for more things than they already have. If anyone is wondering why, the reason is because they are CHILDREN. They see something and they it. That doesn't make them spoiled, it makes the OP's daughter or any other child just that a child. Now if the OP's daughter went around breaking the toys she has then that is spoiled. Wanting more is human nature especially for a young child.
iheartowls 0
167- Are you serious? Earlier, you typed, "y'all calling names to this poor child is very immature. grow the f up!!!!" And look at the last post you had written. You are a GROWN adult, and YOU are the one that's being immature. 15 and 16 yr. olds are still children in an adults eyes. What kind of adult/person are you to talk to "children" this way? You are doing the same exact thing that you claim the other 15and 16 yr. old posters are! Maybe you should get off your high horse, and try to practice what you preach. And by the way you type, I doubt you had even made it passed the 6th grade. I'm not perfect with my grammar, but I'm not a complete dumbass like you. As a mature adult, you are supposed to set a good example for kids, not try to tear them down. Say what you want to me, but I don't and won't give a shit. Have a great day!
WickedWendigoX 0
she's a bitch! is she a 34 year old in descise? HURRY TAKE HER BACK TO RUSSIA!
amanduhmor87 2
Tell her that story when she is 20... I'm sure you will both have a good laugh!
pineapplemilda 0
give her the damn toys.. you adopted her, you take Care of her needs