Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML
Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, at work I had to handle two selfish parents returning their adopted 6 year-old daughter to foster care because, “She doesn’t, like, fit with our lifestyle, and my mom is, like, too old to babysit her anymore and we, like, can’t afford a nanny.” I hate my job. FML
Today, I regret letting my adoptive daughter find her biological father because now he's intent on getting her back. He said he never agreed to giving her up for adoption and will do everything in his power to get her. She's terrified. FML
Today, I heard my 7 year-old step-daughter tell her father over Zoom she cries every night, because she wants to go home with him. I don't have the heart to tell her that he had kicked her and her mom out of the house because he thought mom's stretch marks were unattractive. FML
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maskedman 9
That's hurtful. just keep her until the warranty expires.
r6_fml 4
I hope you kept your receipt
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Comments (135)
FerrariCake 2
Tell her "An attitude like that is probably the reason your parents gave you up for adoption in the first place!" That'll teach her who's boss.
iheartowls 0
194- I'm not a teenager- 29 yrs. old here. All I was doing is pointing out that you are acting like the "kids" on here. Maybe they are old enough to know better, but they have the right to say whatever they would like to, as do you.
MetalFish 0
#206, that my friend, was the killing blow :D
hayoudumbass 0
you shoulda slapped the shit outta her and then said you don't pay the bills or cook the food then lock her out of ur house
iRichiq 3
spoiled. but who am I to judge
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
208: And this isn't a final exam for Parenting 101. "Kids" here are allowed to post their opinions and reactions too, so chill.
IAmNotPedobear 0
Maybe I could adopt her. There would be no toy shortage.
dontknow_utellme 0
OMFG that little bitch is so ungrateful!. u should take her back and see if there would be anyone else who would wanna adopt her. couples adopting usually take the babies and besides i dont think anyone would wanna adopt somethin as ungrateful and ****** up as her!
BambooSwitches 0
tell her it's to save up for the therapy you're going to cause her
BambooSwitches 0
or let her know how screwed up a lot- not all- foster kids get and molested and what not