By anon - 16/12/2015 15:28 - Australia - Salisbury

Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML
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turdoblast 21

doesn't sound like sass to me lol maybe the kid thought another dad equals more income so they can afford to adopt a child lol?

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corky1992 33

Lol that's kind of funny.

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emmeelgee 10

Hey, at least you know you're child will grow up to reply with some witty-ass comebacks.

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enginsteve 17

Sorry 33, but that is not a proper sentence.

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turdoblast 21

doesn't sound like sass to me lol maybe the kid thought another dad equals more income so they can afford to adopt a child lol?

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derangedplanet 23

That's what I was thinking. that or that another dad is about equivalent to another kid but also provides income

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GeorgiaBea 28

I thought the same thing... Since dad may be the breadwinner it would makes sense that she figures double dads means double income...

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enginsteve 17

I had a lot of ex girlfriends you felt the same way.

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organizse 28

Why stop there? Why not adopt another mother and then another child and another set of grandparents, and so on.

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Xobubblyxo 23

If a toy isn't fun anymore, throw it away. If your dad isn't fun anymore, get a new one!

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lahutchins 23

Rules of the "cool" parent and the other is the automatic "bad" parent. She'll come around.

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benedictjongoh 10

tell her you could adopt a child, and she would take your daughter place, see how she react

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