Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML
Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, at work I had to handle two selfish parents returning their adopted 6 year-old daughter to foster care because, “She doesn’t, like, fit with our lifestyle, and my mom is, like, too old to babysit her anymore and we, like, can’t afford a nanny.” I hate my job. FML
Today, I regret letting my adoptive daughter find her biological father because now he's intent on getting her back. He said he never agreed to giving her up for adoption and will do everything in his power to get her. She's terrified. FML
Today, I heard my 7 year-old step-daughter tell her father over Zoom she cries every night, because she wants to go home with him. I don't have the heart to tell her that he had kicked her and her mom out of the house because he thought mom's stretch marks were unattractive. FML
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maskedman 9
That's hurtful. just keep her until the warranty expires.
r6_fml 4
I hope you kept your receipt
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Comments (135)
biagginoUSA 5
wow ungrateful SOB, kids these day so fucken selfish you brought her into ur life with open arms to be a family SMFH
TheZarola 10
She's not a brat at all. She probably doesn't get all the love she deserves like she would if she still had her biological parents. YDI for not being more understanding.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I hope this is sarcasm. If it isn't, WTF?! Do you really believe bio families are inherently more loving than adoptive families? That's just ridiculous— if it was true, there'd be a hell of a lot fewer kids in the world's foster systems and orphanages.
NeonAgatha 0
ahahaha Estheeeeeeer ooooooh XD
alwaysawesome 0
she's just a kid. they say things like that. doesn't mean anything
RedPillSucks 33
Some kids know which buttons parents are sensitive to and push them to get what they want. If she wasn't adopted, she might say "I wish I was adopted so my new family would give me more toys". or "I wish I was cause their kids give them toys on ". Parents gotta learn to deal with this stuff.
Tsui 0
Is it just me, or are children nowadays becoming more arrogant and spoiled? Well I suppose most are. [Find iPhone app reviews on YouTube and about 55% of the reviewers sound/are 12 year olds. Hmm, how could they all obtain such a device… I wonder…]
hobo_lowbo 0
send her back to china and give Madonna or Tom or even brangelina a turn!!!!!!!!
emmyers 0
this is why we beat kids =3='
Ricky83 0
take her back so she can see hiw many toys she won't get in the shelter
leg1tshtick 4
Kids say the darnest things. lmfao