Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML
Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, at work I had to handle two selfish parents returning their adopted 6 year-old daughter to foster care because, “She doesn’t, like, fit with our lifestyle, and my mom is, like, too old to babysit her anymore and we, like, can’t afford a nanny.” I hate my job. FML
Today, I regret letting my adoptive daughter find her biological father because now he's intent on getting her back. He said he never agreed to giving her up for adoption and will do everything in his power to get her. She's terrified. FML
Today, I heard my 7 year-old step-daughter tell her father over Zoom she cries every night, because she wants to go home with him. I don't have the heart to tell her that he had kicked her and her mom out of the house because he thought mom's stretch marks were unattractive. FML
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maskedman 9
That's hurtful. just keep her until the warranty expires.
r6_fml 4
I hope you kept your receipt
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Comments (135)
bcgirl07 0
she is too spoiled already
piscesMMAguy_92 0
wow what a little brat haha! that sucks good luck with that one!
BritishHobo 0
Aw, that's so horrible. :( But kids will say stuff like that all the time, that they hate you and wished they didn't have any parents, but of course they don't realize how awful that really sounds, and they don't mean it like that. If you gave her back and another family adopted her and gave her more toys, she would still miss you. Kids just don't understand how harsh the things they say could sound. She was probably just angry.
jjmiller1001 17
that sux, so take on the stereotypical adoptive parent and beat her ass
jjmiller1001 17
oh and YDI for adopting, those kids are damaged goods
spiderbesideher 0
take her back, she di
bigredmonkeybutt 30
So do it. She'll learn.
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
YDI for being a nice person to a child
omg_no_way 1
what a brat.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I realize this is a late reply, but your grammar is anything but fine, and your spelling is just as awful. Don't pull the ol' "You don't know me, so you can't judge me and my grammar" card. You're doing the exact same thing to the people you're berating: judging them by what they type. Most of these commenters probably made those oh-so offensive comments out of disbelief too.