By mokki - 31/03/2015 12:56 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML
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ChocolateScyther 19

that sounds like something out of a horror movie. make sure you keep knives out of your kid's reach...

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Bricktothehead 21

If she's 2 1/2 I think she can be forgiven. Although getting a suit of armor might be a serious consideration until she knows better.

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ChocolateScyther 19

that sounds like something out of a horror movie. make sure you keep knives out of your kid's reach...

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dramaelf 37

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kibster9 20

So you are picturing the kid stabbing his mom in the stomach saying "that's adorable".

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Eyalsh 32

that's pretty ****** far from adorable.

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shessohighh 10

I imagined the kid doing it with their fingers, which might be kind of adorable. If they had access to a knife or any other sharp object at that age, OP probably had it coming.

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nattlecakes 19

I thought so too, assuming that OP wasn't literally being stabbed by any sharp object. I picture the little kid like squeezing and poking with their fingers only. I'm pretty sure the post would mention of she was actually being stabbed...

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mightycocoman 12

Guys that down vote all the dumb comments.. It's April Fools, they're probably just jokes. Calm it down, people.

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Steffi3 40

I think you need to explain the idea of a baby a little better

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Bricktothehead 21

If she's 2 1/2 I think she can be forgiven. Although getting a suit of armor might be a serious consideration until she knows better.

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Welshite 39

Was she using a needle or a pair of scissors?

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zenrael 21

At two and a half you can easily make your child understand that they could possibly hurt you or the baby

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jqmalang 17

Well, depends on how she was trying to "pop the balloon" if it was with her fingers, then that's pretty cute. If anything else, I'd be a little scared for you.

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Rozeyyy 25

Aww thats kinda cute ... although maybe its time for you to tell your child about a new baby, sometimes kids get excited and take extra care of you

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danthehuman 29

Oh yeah. Popping fetuses since day one.

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