By mokki - 31/03/2015 12:56 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML
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that sounds like something out of a horror movie. make sure you keep knives out of your kid's reach...

If she's 2 1/2 I think she can be forgiven. Although getting a suit of armor might be a serious consideration until she knows better.

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that sounds like something out of a horror movie. make sure you keep knives out of your kid's reach...

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So you are picturing the kid stabbing his mom in the stomach saying "that's adorable".

that's pretty fuckin far from adorable.

I imagined the kid doing it with their fingers, which might be kind of adorable. If they had access to a knife or any other sharp object at that age, OP probably had it coming.

I thought so too, assuming that OP wasn't literally being stabbed by any sharp object. I picture the little kid like squeezing and poking with their fingers only. I'm pretty sure the post would mention of she was actually being stabbed...

Guys that down vote all the dumb comments.. It's April Fools, they're probably just jokes. Calm it down, people.

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I think you need to explain the idea of a baby a little better

If she's 2 1/2 I think she can be forgiven. Although getting a suit of armor might be a serious consideration until she knows better.

Was she using a needle or a pair of scissors?

At two and a half you can easily make your child understand that they could possibly hurt you or the baby

Yes beacuse 2 year old see reason

Well, depends on how she was trying to "pop the balloon" if it was with her fingers, then that's pretty cute. If anything else, I'd be a little scared for you.

Exactly this.

Aww thats kinda cute ... although maybe its time for you to tell your child about a new baby, sometimes kids get excited and take extra care of you

Oh yeah. Popping fetuses since day one.

You didn't "blow up" at them did you?