Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML
Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, at work I had to handle two selfish parents returning their adopted 6 year-old daughter to foster care because, “She doesn’t, like, fit with our lifestyle, and my mom is, like, too old to babysit her anymore and we, like, can’t afford a nanny.” I hate my job. FML
Today, I regret letting my adoptive daughter find her biological father because now he's intent on getting her back. He said he never agreed to giving her up for adoption and will do everything in his power to get her. She's terrified. FML
Today, I heard my 7 year-old step-daughter tell her father over Zoom she cries every night, because she wants to go home with him. I don't have the heart to tell her that he had kicked her and her mom out of the house because he thought mom's stretch marks were unattractive. FML
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maskedman 9
That's hurtful. just keep her until the warranty expires.
r6_fml 4
I hope you kept your receipt
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Comments (135)
Garay 0
I hope you got a warranty...
kruschev33 0
what you should do is put her back to the orphanage and when she cries for you to take her back leave her there and tell her maybe she should have not been so selfish
superguppy19 3
talk about selfish ungradeful bitch
abbeyalix 0
DO IT.
Staige40 0
spoiled girl don't worry shell grow out of it
newburton13 26
What a little brat! I'd get rid of all her toys, (by which I mean hide them somewhere), and see how she feels with no toys at all. She could be in a foster home having to share her toys with ten other kids.
LanaToTheTA 13
I would tear her butt up!!
awesomesauce924 3
gotta admit that is harsh, but shes 8. thats like a 2nd grader. she may not have known that had hurt your feelings. im sure she'll look back and be all like "oh shit, im sorry i said that"
Bronze_ace 13
She wouldnt even have a pillow to play with once Id be through cleaning out her room
anonymous100000 17
take away everything and show her how other kids in the world get less than her. teach her to be respectful. if that doesn't work, I hope you kept the receipt.