Today, my 8 year-old adopted daughter told me she wants me to take her back so another family can adopt her because I don't give her enough toys. FML
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Today, my daughter asked me if we could adopt a child. I said no, since we can't afford to support another child. She then asked me if she could just adopt another dad instead. FML
Today, I took away my 8-year-old daughter's toy for throwing it too many times. She then said, "I need a beer." FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my daughter told me she never wants to see me again because I had an abortion. She wanted me to have the baby and then give it to her so she could raise it as hers. FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, at work I had to handle two selfish parents returning their adopted 6 year-old daughter to foster care because, “She doesn’t, like, fit with our lifestyle, and my mom is, like, too old to babysit her anymore and we, like, can’t afford a nanny.” I hate my job. FML
Today, I regret letting my adoptive daughter find her biological father because now he's intent on getting her back. He said he never agreed to giving her up for adoption and will do everything in his power to get her. She's terrified. FML
Today, I heard my 7 year-old step-daughter tell her father over Zoom she cries every night, because she wants to go home with him. I don't have the heart to tell her that he had kicked her and her mom out of the house because he thought mom's stretch marks were unattractive. FML
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maskedman 9
That's hurtful. just keep her until the warranty expires.
r6_fml 4
I hope you kept your receipt
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Comments (135)
ilterates 0
what the f..? are you talking about??? we are talking about 8 years old child. these comments are retarded
domxxily 0
shes only 8 people. every 8 year can be a brat sometimes
NeonAgatha 0
lol xD
skyeyez9 25
61: That brings back a childhood memory when I had to rake the backyard. I decided to jump in one of the piles and noticed movement in my peripheral vision. I examined the leaves closer and saw wolf spiders crawling all over me....I may or may not have pissed my pants when I saw those ugly hairy spiders with their evil spider eyes.
MetalFish 0
I physically shuddered at that story...
teamsleep22 0
just kill her
Thunderbender 2
Then take her back.
MetalFish 0
IT'S A TRAP! Mind games, I tell you.
shadowskater 0
ok scare her by saying "ok ill take you back but their are other parents who'll adopt you so you have to do work for them and they'll be mean and won't give you any toys." #110 i decided to do that when i was a kid my dad hit me in the head with a shovel
azpallen 0
if you were Asian, you would've beat her.
stevenmx86 8
Teach her not to be such a brat..man up and be her parent...