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**** them! Enjoy your life (:
She should enjoy her life but she should've wrote back "You either huh? That's why your writing this shit!" then with a big smiley face with the tongue sticking out.
27 if you would be like me an I wished I were you wouldn't I be "like me?"
To all the people saying she should have wrote back, what makes you think the OP had a sign just laying around? I'm curious why the other person had one, and enough time to write that out. Anyways, I agree with #1, you only get to live once. :)
45 okay but we were joking. Relax. Have a cup of tea or a cup of coffee.
41 - She missed the quotation marks. the 'logic' in your comment made it very confusing.
Who cares if you're in a relationship or not? You don't need to be in one in order to have fun in life right?
she probably was just listening to the wrong kind of music... all that pop and rap shit thats taking over the world... A7x & disturbed for life! XD
she should have had a sign that said "I can't believe you would waste a sign just to say something like that. How the **** did you even have enough time to write all this? Were you speed writing just to ask me a question I'm not going to answer? You must have no ******* life. So. Let me answer your question with another question. I bet YOU don't have a boyfriend, do you?" But of course OP would have to write REAAAAAALLLLLLLY fast.
lol
I bet they wrote it down in advamce for situations like these.
Or write a sign saying "I'm getting some from yours"
they would think I had no boyfriend, friends, or life, if they saw how I get down to music in the car. I bring the funk
And I'm sure you don't... Lighten up, geez. I look like a damn idiot when I'm alone driving around, they'd probably put me in a mental hospital if they didn't know I was singing along/dancing along/acting a damn fool along with some good ass music.
17's just mad cuz her **** need two tin cans and a piece of string between them to remind each other that they're still there.
yes...please keep moderating my non-swearing indirect sarcasm, but not comments that are irrelevant to everything (like #11). makes sense.
I like how you moderators delete my shit as if it's the worst stuff that's ever been said on FML, lmao.
Totally. You just do your thing. On a slightly related note, whenever I pull up alongside some inconsiderate douche who thinks everyone in his immediate vicinity appreciates his blaring rock or metal music, I open my windows and blast some classical music. Organ is best, for that deep, earth-shaking sound. Sometimes they look sheepish, sometimes amused, but either way it's awesome.
I plug in my iPhone and blare Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin.
#64 ... see that's why I love being me. If you blasted classical I would shut my music off and enjoy that instead. I love all music except for country. Literally anything. I have a friend and we go from listening to Eminem(who isnt a favourite) to some classical soundtracks from favourite films. It's great to say **** you to everyone who listens to solely rap, and go ahead and listen to rap, electronic, dubstep, rock, 50s rock(a favourite), and classical etc. Let's pump that classical!
Em.. I know this is gonna sound really dumb..but what does OP mean?:-S
Osteoporoses Paralysis.
Keyman, it's nice to know I'm not alone in being "crazy" while driving alone. When I drive from Ontario to PEI, I boogie-on-down in the car. It helps pass the long drive.
I want to see
wow , I think your inconsiderate for calling people who listen to rock douche"s. go to he'll if you can't stand rock music.
That's a pickup line I haven't heard before.
Yeah....I think he was attracted to your mating dance.
Who cares what they think! Theirs probably sad and lonely.
They're* damn iPhone.
yes make sure you fix that or the grammar nazis woooooooooo
might get you... stupid iphone :(...woooo :)
They'll get you too if you keep making mistakes like that! Be more careful!
29 that made me laugh! wooooo! haha!!
Well is it true?
that is the question.
I think most people probably do that.. so who cares...
So you don't have a boyfriend? No worries, it's not like you'll be alone forever.
Screw them! They obviously don't know one of the most important rules. Dance like nobody is watching.
Keywords
**** them! Enjoy your life (:
That's a pickup line I haven't heard before.