Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
kyleenstar 0
Now, Thats hot.
TurdMonkey 0
dayumm what a pimp.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (116)
MissNat_fml 0
thats disgusting. you're right, FYL op
603050294 0
OP: I'm guessing the feeling isn't mutual, so here's some unrequested advice. Tell your co-worker, politely but unambiguously, that you are not interested and that you would prefer not to receive any more "notes". Believe it or not, direct and respectful communication does work in most cases. If the unwelcome advances persist, there are rules and resources for handling it. In the meantime, don't overreact.
emilysanftwsom 0
Fyl. I would be so creeped out if that happened to me.
JessiGoose 0
I have done that! It sucks big time!!
Glam_fml 0
Is he rich? Because if he is, that changes everything. Just kidding. It is very gross when someone who could be your grandpa hits on you. Especially when the person is also married to your grandma. Oh wait, that's my life, not yours. FYL.
AllAplgs 2
Sexual harrassment. Just tell your boss if you feel uncomfortable about it. :P
_Mazza_ 0
Don't you retire at age sixty to sixty-five?
xoxcinderellaxox 0
sexual harassment... here we go.
masturbasian 0
I wonder if he can still get it up.
Phustercluck 11
Possibly w/ half a bottle of Viagra.
MiniatureMayhem 0
Awww! That's so cute! I bet if he were 50 years younger you'd jump at the opportunity. Don't discriminate against old people!