Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
kyleenstar 0
Now, Thats hot.
TurdMonkey 0
dayumm what a pimp.
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Comments (116)
idontloveyou_86 0
hmm.... this man sounds a bit like president clinton.
alpolitikat 0
Woo, if he's rich, go for it ;) Soon enough mate!
Fontario4 2
That's actually really cute.
neverStopLaughin 0
All of you saying go for it if he's rich or get over, I don't think that you get the fact that, THIS SCARES HER! Wouldn't you find it creepy that your much older coworker liked you a lot? That is disturbing but it's not really sexual harassment.
Daederoth 10
Your co-worker is either independantly wealthy, obserdly self-assured, or has a huge penis and knows how to use it. Or prehapse, all three
igorwn 3
#13 i doubt hes rich they both work at the same place lol
Pupusaboy08 1
Old guy has some game left in him ;) ...
zacheimz 0
what a playah
May525XoXo 8
LOL
May525XoXo 8
My comment is meant for timtsm24