Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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kyleenstar 0
Now, Thats hot.
TurdMonkey 0
dayumm what a pimp.
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donovanrammstein 3
HR. Sexual harassment forms. Done.
fegd 0
Well, at least he was polite.... no sexual harassment really.
invisiblerabbit 0
oh come on. just go suck his dick, swallow, you know how it goes. he will stop bothering you. otherwise, if you are in the mood for some hardcore sex - **** him. i hear old guys can go on forever, once you get them hard of course. also, given that he is 70 an all, he's probably less verile, so you could let him cum in you and you would still be fine. have fun!
DameGreyWulf 1
Actually, that's a myth. Men are not like women; they are completely capable of sustaining their semen count into old age given that they are healthy. It's ED they have to worry about, not fertility.
Leviyah 0
I didn't even know there were people dumb enough to have created a myth that stupid....honestly... OP I feel your pain...just tell him politely that you are sorry but you just aren't interested. If you wanted to be nice you could always claim a boyfriend ^^ Creepy old men...*shudder*...ugh
bre_zip_it_up13 11
he not gonna live that long so might as well do it
kristib 0
Not to sound creepy or anything, but I think its sweet he just stated he wanted to hold you in his arms. That's romantic, not some "i want to do you" message. Poor old guy is probably lonely
DameGreyWulf 1
Yeah... still a little creepy though lol I don't think she should cry sexual harassment though. I don't know why people are saying that. If he was young and of reasonable weight, I doubt anyone would say that. Funny how that goes.
Virochka 1
well at least your legal =)
latinaaagal 0
hmmm thats aint so bad. at least hes got experience muahahahha not!!
ladiesman14 0
dont worry your gonna be desperate for guys like this next year when you become fat and end up with thighs and ankles like kelly clarkson. old guys dont even like young fatties. so take it as flattery.
KarmaLanding 0
This is called "sexual harassment", dear. Report the ******* perv. If your company won't do anything about him, I guarantee the state will.
Outlawsfan 0
you're an idiot, it's not sexual harassment at all. just some old guy telling a girl how he feels. he's got balls for doing it.
cboswel 0
Here is what you do. Get some Viagra. Go up to him and ask "Want some candy?"