Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
kyleenstar 0
Now, Thats hot.
TurdMonkey 0
dayumm what a pimp.
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Comments (116)
May525XoXo 8
typo *timtam24*
atishe24 9
Lol that's sweet though! :P
mr_bad_ass_ 0
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lilgirlygirl94 7
wtf is with everybody saying if he has money go for it?!? the people saying THAT is shallow....thats all anybody really thinks about these days, what happened to being with somebody because you LOVE them?
jdbak81 7
he'd probably treat you better then most guys now days anyways
ChaoticDreamer21 12
It's kind of sweet in a creepy way... So long as he doesn't force himself on you--pester you constantly or physically--just ignore it or politely reject him.
obeykaitlyn 25
shouldn't he be retired then?
lumpyspacequeen 11
I don't see the problem...? OP, you and your coworker are both mature adults. He hasn't been creepy or pervy, he's simply given you a letter explaining his feelings. If he was 50 years younger, would you still consider it an FML?
DanielleD93 16
I had an 80 year old man I didn't know propose to me