Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
kyleenstar 0
Now, Thats hot.
TurdMonkey 0
dayumm what a pimp.
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Comments (116)
leenheartlovex3 0
EWE GAY OLD ****.
kurukururock 0
Hey, how is this an FML? I would be creeped out a little at first, but then totally flattered, because at least he's not saying something about shagging your brains out. He was being so romantic!
aznboytellem 0
YDI FOR BEING HOT!
Ohnothingreally 0
Creepy. Old. Pervert.
hazardharry 0
Wow, someone finds you attractive. Go complain about it on the internet.
FerrariCake 2
This is all because of that rich old dude who married Anna Nicole Smith. He became an inspiration to old guys everywhere and makes them believe that they can get young chicks too. Of course they ignore the fact that they're not billionaires.
keke_fml 0
anyone commenting here saying it isn't an fml is because they aren't attractive enough to understand how creepy and perverted it is
Icarus3 0
Ew, report his skeevy ass for sexual harassment! It would be creepy to receive a note like that from anyone, even a young stud, if the two of you had no prior romantic relationship. Receiving it from a gross old pervert just makes it even worse!
99MDC 0
Dont worry, it probably doesn't even work anymore.
Intoxicunt 6
Hey, he's older and more experienced! Not to mention his money.