By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 985
You deserved it 2 348

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Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".

Time to file an office divorce and take half his money

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wow, creepy. but is he cool anyway?

Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".

Then everyone will think that OP is in a relationship with her dad.

Which will make the accusation of them dating be outrageous and that guy will probably deny any involvement with OP

Won't work if they're different races

you've never heard of adoption?

16: you're dumb

As in you're illiterate

Time to file an office divorce and take half his money

Brilliant way to turn the tables! =)

Haha, I should have done that!

That is really creepy. I'd suggest telling your boss

Divorce that motherfucker!

i dont know what is worse the fml or the peanut group

You mean the peanut gallery?

Uhm... That got awkward quickly. I'd have a chat with your boss about that.

That's really creepy I'd say tell everyone he's lying and if he does something else like that report him to HR

Take all of his shit and show him what marriage is all about.