By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
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clairboisson 19
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Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".

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vreid 20
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Time to file an office divorce and take half his money

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Jak0p 25
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wow, creepy. but is he cool anyway?

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clairboisson 19
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Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".

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Cortezthe1st 23
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Then everyone will think that OP is in a relationship with her dad.

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clairboisson 19
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Which will make the accusation of them dating be outrageous and that guy will probably deny any involvement with OP

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giantsfan2010 23

Won't work if they're different races

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Smooth_Criminal 24
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you've never heard of adoption?

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marcus369 9
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16: you're dumb

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ThuNDeY 23
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As in you're illiterate

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vreid 20
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Time to file an office divorce and take half his money

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False_Stupidity 41
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Brilliant way to turn the tables! =)

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MrsMsorMiss 2
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Haha, I should have done that!

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ShadoeAcurus 16
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That is really creepy. I'd suggest telling your boss

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pugpuggy 21
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Divorce that motherfucker!

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Boeneman 3
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i dont know what is worse the fml or the peanut group

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corporatescoundr 25
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You mean the peanut gallery?

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MDoremis 38
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Uhm... That got awkward quickly. I'd have a chat with your boss about that.

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Wolfparable 22
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That's really creepy I'd say tell everyone he's lying and if he does something else like that report him to HR

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sstahpp 33
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Take all of his shit and show him what marriage is all about.

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