Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
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crystalmethod
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So, you like them old and experienced?
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orndog
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Call me
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crystalmethod
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So, you like them old and experienced?
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XxDeathCardxX
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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jeredelink
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she sounds like a whore because she has a crush on her teacher? that doesn't make sense.
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paigeatsflesh
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I think it's cute she has a crush ^.^
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OballzMan
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not so cute is that said crush is on a 60 year old.....correct me if i'm wron....but thats just nasty
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crazyleggs
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you'll be 60 years old one day too!
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bhangu023
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yeah but thn my wide wudnt be 40 years older thn me
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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Op, I've been there. I crushed hard on a super nerdy English prof, and I barely noticed guys my own age. Years later, when guys my own age were a lot more mature, I moved on to my own age group and had some great relationships. Now I'm happily married to a guy just 6 months older than I am. Don't worry about it too much and enjoy the crush.
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Jiraiya72
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Oscar_Wilde
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To be fair, there aren't very many mature 18 year olds, which is obvious to everyone a bit older than 18 @[email protected]
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Tarvos
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@jiraya
you have just lost the game
you have just lost the game
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yes, he's an ass
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orndog
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Call me
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jgarcia32
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you should have said fuck no and made him propose somewhere else. what a d-bag.
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ktbird
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Wrong FML
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erjaguam
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I agree with 14
wrong fml lol
wrong fml lol
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KurouTenshi
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I agree with #34
who agreed with #14
@#4
Wrong FML
who agreed with #14
@#4
Wrong FML
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samham12345
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lol i agree with the ppl who disagrew with number 14 ;3
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KurouTenshi
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I agree with #48
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MF12
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I agree with #70 who agreed with all those other people.
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Dylan94_fml
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she prob meant that for the one about being proposed to in mcdonalds lol
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TurtleHabitat
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i agree with 75 and 73
who agreed with 48 who agreed with 34
who agreed with 14.
wrong fml
who agreed with 48 who agreed with 34
who agreed with 14.
wrong fml
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JimJimJim
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I disagree with all of you.
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pudkiller
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I agree with 86
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amiemariej
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I agree to disagree do you agree?
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KurouTenshi
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my comments r be posted now?
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Mikethesike
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c-c-c-combo breaker
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KurouTenshi
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Eh, the original combo breaker goes to #75
But hell, I'll take it.
With humility, and a piece of cheesecake.
Thank you. Thank you.
But hell, I'll take it.
With humility, and a piece of cheesecake.
Thank you. Thank you.
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VoodooGypsy
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shoot, I just lost the game.
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kkamp516
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fuck you now I lost the game too!!!! lol jkjk
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xFuckThisLife
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I think that one was meant for a different FML ;
" Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML "
" Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML "
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m311
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I agree with all of you, including those whose disagreed :p
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GigaB
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wth??
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rixxy24
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haha wrong fml quote douch bag aaahhhhhh hahahaaa
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Maxcold
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I say. Apple.
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dudeitsdanny
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Now you know that you should go look at senior centers.
May I also suggest recreational Tai-Chi?
May I also suggest recreational Tai-Chi?
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sourgirl101
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Danny I like your new pic. It makes me want to get a tatoo!
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CallMeHush
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I thought that was a birthmark.
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paigeatsflesh
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i like your picture too.(:
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applesuckers
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Danny I like your new pic. It makes me want to lick your nipple. jk
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strandedinalimo
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That would be the best birth mark ever!
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orangesodaftw
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This is on the list of things that make you go....ewugh....
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cragmar
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after years? you're only 18! get over it!
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theQunit
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agreed. Years? Like 2?
op - I'm sure you will be attracted to many different guys in college. Or girls, or whatever.
op - I'm sure you will be attracted to many different guys in college. Or girls, or whatever.
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ImaginaryFoe
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That's what I was thinking. Give it some time FFS!
"After years of shitting on myself whenever the mood struck, I started using the toilet instead. I'm two. FML"
"After years of shitting on myself whenever the mood struck, I started using the toilet instead. I'm two. FML"
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fisheatsbear
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yes but usually the said teacher is a little bit younger
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haha123321
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Anna Nicole liked it that way too. See how she ended up.
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doriangray2
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damn that's pretty bad!!!
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The_good_times
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So you like mature and intelligent men as opposed to childish and retarded teenagers(most of them), there's nothing wrong with that. Of course, what I mean by that is it's more than ok that you're not attracted to every dimwit and that you're selective about who you like, not that you should go for the 60 year old. I'm sure that you'll eventually find a mature and smart boy of your age that you can fall in love with.
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Starfire22
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True, she's probebly doesn't relieze that she's attracted to his personality and intelligence then his 60 year old man body... then again she could just be into old guys, wierder things have happened...
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KoalaMeatPie
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Ditto to the both of you.