Today, my 70 year-old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my most attractive co-worker has a crush on me. I'm 53. She's 16.. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I've had a crush on for almost 6 months at work is significantly younger than me. So young that I could have been his babysitter growing up. He's 21, I'm 34. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML
Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year-old man, covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML
Today, the boy that I met online six months ago and expressed my love to sent me a picture of himself and confessed how old he really was: thirteen. I'm eighteen years old and holding a steady job. FML
Today, I drunkenly made out with my 65 year-old married female boss. I'm a 21 year-old male intern. I have a feeling work will be awkward tomorrow. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, after years of thinking I was weird for never being attracted to anyone, I realized that for the first time in my life I actually have a crush on someone. That 'someone' is my English teacher. He is 60. I am 18. FML
Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
kyleenstar 0
Now, Thats hot.
TurdMonkey 0
dayumm what a pimp.
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Comments (116)
Isabellamarie 0
that's just disturbing.
BunnyDrastic 0
**** you
BloodyGirl91 0
marry him. wait for his death. keep everything. mean while.. just pretend you like it.
hollybahbah 0
Ick, that sucks! When I was 18 there was a 65 year old man who I worked with who told me he wanted to have a relationship with me. Creeped me out so much. Thank God he quit not too long after that.
hrtstealer 0
viva Viagra!
alliethatbelle 0
whoa talk about creepy
whiteblackman 0
why are so many seniors so frekin inapropriate? (for all u grammar ****** ik i spelled it wrong but its a saturday.)
xclegend613 0
so your 21 :) i lkie where this is going
zedolor 0
woo-hoo!, way to go with the hot granpa lovin!
mnbv7654 0
I still think it's funny that he wrote a letter to tell you this! At least he's hitting on you with a little class. :) Is he cute?